The Shameless, Unabashed Praise Jesus Thread

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  1. Ned Lud

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    From 'Harry was a Bolshie':

    One day the Lord was walking in the garden very late
    When he found Harry chalking slogans on the gate.

    They brought him up for trial before the Holy Ghost
    For spreading disaffection amongst the Heavenly Host.

    The verdict it was 'Guilty', which pleased Harry very well -
    He fluffed his nightshirt round his neck and floated down to Hell

    Three years later, Harry was doing well,
    They'd made him People's Commissar for the whole of Soviet Hell.

    And six years later, Willy Gallagher was there as well
    And all the little devils want to join the YCL.

    The moral of my story takes but little time to tell -
    If you want to be a Communist you're bound to go to Hell!

    (Old YCL song)
     
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    Messiah Yeshua - Jesus is AWESOME!

    I especially like how he treats Atheists when he meets them during
    a brush with death and near death experience. This proves that Messiah
    Yeshua - Jesus has "Cyrus Consciousness" and is the ultimate fulfillment of
    Isaiah chapters 42 - 46.

    Atheists might not always recognize who it is though who is
    reviewing their lives with them.....

    http://www.drbo.org/chapter/30006.htm

    [6] :For my angel is with you: And I myself will demand an account of your souls"

    John 5:22

    "For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:"

    https://www.near-death.com/religion/atheism.html
    Near-Death Experiences of Atheists
    By Kevin R. Williams, B.Sc.
     

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