: Too Many Laws! - Hardy Parkerson © All rights reserved The phone's been a-ringin' Off the wall. People with problems Continue to call. "Too many lawyers," I've heard 'em say. But I say, "We don't Have enough today." People got problems And serious ones too; Come see the lawyer To learn what to do. Some of 'em even got A few bucks to pay; And when they do, It makes my day. Law books' becomin' A thing of the past. Wonder how long This thing's gonna last. Just got a call from the F.B.I.; Wants to talk to my client, Who ain't gonna lie. I need a break, Just a brief pause. It's not too many lawyers, But too many laws!
