True Christians Unite (SATIRE) Hello to all my fellow followers of Yahweh, lovers of Jesus, worshippers of the Holy Spirit which flows through all of us. I felt it was important to address one of the fallacies that the Mainstream Liberal Media is putting forth. They tell us global warming is real, they tell us gay people should have the same rights as straight people, they tell us the Earth is round. I, for one, am sick and tired of the propaganda. Turn with me if you will in your Holy Bible to the book of Revelations 7:1. "Then I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds so they did not blow on the earth or the sea, or even on any tree." This Bible verse directly contradicts the absurd notion that the Earth is round, oval, or any type of elliptical shape. You don't have to be a geometry major to realize that only squares and rectangles have 4 corners. Help me to inform the ignorant masses! You can do this by writing your local legislator today, and ask him or her to replace science books with the Bible in every classroom in your city. If we all do this, we can make a real difference. Also, if your legislator is a female, remind her that her role in society is not to be in a position of authority, but to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, holding a plate full of cross shaped pancakes. Thank you for taking the time to read this, let's work together towards a theocracy.
