Trump makes hole-in-one playing with Ernie Els… Here’s the video…

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  1. yardmeat

    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    Trump claimed that thousands of NJ Muslims were publicly celebrating and that it was all on the news. He lied. Just like he lied about seeing people jump to their deaths from his penthouse and just like he lied about helping recover survivors. It was on that day that Trump's lies and those who value his boot leather over the taste of truth became his BFFs.
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    Cool, so they can't support Trump's idiotic lies either, but you guys still support him lying repeatedly about 9/11 because value his worship over the truth. Great.
     
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    I'm quite the avid fan and user of David slings.
    I can throw a 2 to 4 oz egg Rock a good 120 yards on a 45° angle of release.

    At a hundred foot I can get a pretty straight line flat throw, I have hit beer cans at 100 ft multiple occasions, but never twice in a row..... But very close like inches away.

    If I tried about 10 more thousand times, you can rest assured I'll get two in a row. I hit a dumpster out in the boondocks the other day. A good 3 oz Stone traveling at least 70 miles an hour, probably closer to 100, but every bit of 70.

    You should have heard it, it rang like a church bell and you probably could have heard it 300 yards off. It's very quiet out in the boonies
     
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    I never heard that, but if he was there and his bone spurs and little hands allowed him to help in any way, I'm going to take a guess and say that he was pickpocketing. He has a tendency for everybody's money to end up in his possession somehow so there's no reason to think that's outside the realm of possibility and the only logical explanation.

    Of course, all he has to do is say something and offer no evidence and countless people just buy his bullsh!t so let's just go ahead and add in he was there when baby Jesus was born too. Why not? /s
     
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    So do you think he got the pro golfer that was the witness to lie for him?

    What do you think is more likely here?
     
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    There's not a golfer on Earth it wouldn't be proud to brag about that shot
     
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    His lover Kim, plays only whole in one, every shot whole in one.
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    I never said he lied. I said he's lied before and that I'd need evidence to believe him. If another pro golfer provides witness, then yes, I am more likely to believe him. Short of any actual evidence, the more likely scenario is that he is doing what he almost always does . . . lying through his teeth.
     
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    Did not the pro golfer attest to being a witness?


    On a side note.... I always call my target when people are watching me throw rocks with my sling because if you hit it and you didn't call it no one will ever believe you..... And you always have to have a Target because if you don't aim in anything in general you will never hit anything in general.

    Fun fact.... The world record for a sling projectile is 450 some odd yards. Kind of makes my 120 yards on average and maybe my 150 at best kind of humble....

    Golf balls also work pretty good in a sling.
     
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    So if AOC's dog stubs his toe, according to your logic, that's a current event.
     
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    Maybe? I haven't seen evidence of that, but maybe it happened. I haven't heard from a pro golfer attesting to being a witness. That would definitely be good backup evidence.


    Oooookay? And?
     
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    Did it happen recently? And did she blame Trump...? Lol
     
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    If it happened recently, would it be "Current Events"? I think that's dumb, but you do you.
     
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    Well didn't say he was golfing with the guy? That'd be a pretty bold lie to make if it wasn't true.

    As to the other reply... I said it was a side note.

    I just think there's kind of some parallels between slinging and golfing.
     
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    When we say current events.... Does that not include the fairly recent past?

    I know the definition of current you don't have to spell it out for me.... But it seems things in current events are over the last several days or so as well as today
     
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    He's told bolder lies. But notice how you went from claiming that the witness had vouched for him to back peddling and changing your claim? Wonder why?

    Cool beans. Let me know when it becomes actually relevant.
     
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    Yesterday I saw a coyote in the park. According to you, that means it warrants a thread in Current Events.
     
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    Prove It DID?
     
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    I'm pretty sure I posted did not the pro golfer a test to being a witness?

    I just posted it like exactly like I did before with the question mark. Did you notice that?
     
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    So what?
    That Doesn't Prove it happened...
    Get a Clue...
     
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    .... Yes because I coyote in the park is as relevant as a event and a statement from a previous president....* Insert eye roll emoji here...
     
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    If you posted his statement, I didn't see it. Again, it could have happened, and if you have such a testimony, that would be great. Do you?

    I'm assuming you are talking about the sling part here, in which case, good for you, but it isn't relevant. Did you notice that?
     
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    Yes, a coyote in the park is as relevant an event as a pathetic, attention hungry parasite wanting praise for an unverified hole in one. Perhaps more so.
     
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    Your assumption is wrong. Try reading my post again please
     
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    Thanks for your opinion, I'll be sure to give it all of the due consideration it so richly deserves as I put it in the round file...
     
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