Trump: The Movie!

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  1. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    It has been a hoot!

    It is a certitude that the flick will be made.

    It’s not too soon to cast Trump: The Movie!

    Here are a few recommendations:

    Gary Busey (Sorry, Alec Baldwin fans!) in the title role:

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    Nick Nolte as his alt-right-hand-man consigliere, Steve Bannon:

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    Steve Schirripa as jilted shameless sycophant Chris Christe:

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    Rick Moranis as giddy Daily Stormer promoter Andrew Anglin:

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    Danny DeVito as the beloved Rooskie enabler:

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    and …

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    The cast of Sweet Charity as the serial trophy wives!



    THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!


    All additional nominations are welcome!



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  2. Stuart Wolfe

    Stuart Wolfe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I nominate the board liberals here at PF.com as the Hillary Drone Collective who believed in every poll telling them about The Hillary Landslide™.

    Perhaps we could even have a few of them be the actual pollsters themselves.
     
  3. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    Different movie.

    Holding a funhouse mirror up to nature isn't always easy, especially when nature is so unnatural.

    Casting is key!

    A lock:

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    Gary Busey as the zany, self-obsessed, pathological liar

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    Caitlyn Jenner as Melania

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    Christopher Lloyd as Rudolph Giuliani

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    Nick Nolte as Steve "Bam Bam" Bannon

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    This Guy as "Fixer" Cohen & Stephanie Clifford as Stormy Daniels

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    Zippy as Roger Stone

    Working title: Orange is the New Orange
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    "My Secret Service codename is 'Covfefe Bigly'!"


    CLASSIC ENDING:
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    Her necklace glows for money, his for silicone.
     

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