In an appeal to the GOP base, the so-called president has announced plans to issue private contracts for executions. No drugs would be used. The condemned would be forced to listen to recordings of Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Jeff Sessions until their heads exploded. The public would pay to attend and the events would be marketed as a rock concert-like event for conservatives. In a rare case of something his elder sons seem to have an affinity for - killing things - Trump also proposes a reality show hosted by his elder sons where they would execute the death sentence with a variety of rifles. The show would be sponsored by the NRA and you could join a live audience for a hefty fee. In another variation, Trump has proposed re-instituting burning at the stake - to be reserved for media critics - and would they be immolated (Trump chumps - look it up) as the climax of Trump campaign rallies. The fuel for the fire would be manually-dug coal ignited by copies of the New York Times and Washington Post. Hucklebee's daughter praised these ideas as "good christian entertainment for the whole family", and another sign of the so-called president making good on his pledge - borrowed from Nixon - of "law and order".
Yeah, satire about Trump is difficult because it is hard to separate fact from fiction. It is like comedians with Sarah Palin - they would just have to read her quotes for humor. A lot of Trump's actions seem like cruel jokes - but they are real. Put a fossil fuel hack in charge of the EPA Put a dimwitted Animal Husbandry major in charge of Energy Put a bimbo who never when to a public school in charge of Education Put a bigot in charge of Justice All ludicrous, but true, and definitely not funny.
