Venezuelan Cocaine & Liberal America Unite!

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  1. Primus Epic

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    CNN, just ran a hit piece on cocaine! Anna Cabrera (probably the cutest thing on television in the history of television) just spent 10+ minutes running down Venezuela, and describing how the country's people were supporting its President, because Venezuela's cocaine produces them at least 40 billion in revenues. Huh?

    While I think Anna Cabrera, is rather amazing - her story today was even more amazing for what she and her Liberal producers at CNN never seem to piece together. They constantly fail to connect the dots on WHY cocaine flowing up from Venezuela and eventually through Mexico, to arrive her in the United States, has the ability to generate 40 billion in Venezuelan revenues: U.S. DEMAND!

    One would think that the outrageously gorgeous Anna Cabrera, would turn to her adolescent Producers at CNN to at the very least check the wind direction on Causation and the age old theory that always hangs true: Demand precedes Supply. If there were no Demand this side of the South American Peninsula, there would be no Supply flowing in to produce billions in offshore revenues for another country.

    Why do Liberals, continually spin away the well understood Universal Law that Personal Responsibility governs all? There was not one single mention of the fact that it took US Citizens to make the $40 billion flight of capital possible. This is exactly the same problem that Liberals have with so-called "Gun Control." Blame the Gun, not the Criminal who used it in violation of law. Blame the Venezuelan coke, but never blame the American People for buying it on the streets of America. Blame the Venezuelan Government, but never blame the broken family structures that produce substance abusers.

    The Liberal Theory of Blame Control: Blame. Blame. Blame. Lame. Lame. Lame. You've heard of Dicta Boelcke. It highlights and defines the core principles of securing a successful outcome in aerial combat. Well, I've got a new Dicta. I'm calling it the Dicta Ultra Liberalesium:

    It is always someone else's fault and never mine.
    I will always use blame as my preferred method of controlling the outcome.
    If I fail in controlling the outcome, I will blame someone else by default.
    Always deny the truth of your denial of the truth and make it stick.
    The desire to control is only outmatched by the desire to breathe air.
    Blame is a higher order universal principle more important than gravity itself.
    When blame is not an option scorch the earth with lies.
    Tell the absolute truth only when absolute blame is less desirable.
    If given water or blame, drink blame and let the water evaporate.
    Consider blame good for the soul and even better for personal hygiene.
    Blame the cat when the dog did it.
    Blame the dog when the cat did it.
    Blame both cat and dog when YOU did it.

    Dicta Ultra Liberalesium. Don't bother looking it up, I just fabricated it out of whole clothe using the Liberal Theory of Control Thy Outcome.

    Liberal:

    noun -

    1) A person unable to see the forest for the trees
     

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