Was Ted Cruz the lead singer for Strypper?

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  1. The Great Zeus

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    Cruz's dad was a religious nut and would of cut off Daddy's money if he woudl of done that

    Cruz was raised to infiltrate government, nothing more

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    ...by his dad, the klansman.

    Oh, btw...Stryper was a Christian rock band. I think Cruz's dad would have been OK with that.


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    I meant Cruz, lol, typo

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    Uh-oh...you have Trump on the brain.

    That could be a life-threatening condition. ;)
     
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    I'm not afraid of Hillary like you guys, but I'll be damned if that isn't a pretty scary mouth on her. :D
     
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    I thought Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.
     
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    I'm afraid that after she loses the election she's going to bombard the media with nude selfies. :eyepopping:
     
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    I kind of see him as LBJ. He's even got the Texan accent, and he's sneaky like LBJ.

    Trump better not pick him for VP!!! :eekeyes::eekeyes::eekeyes:


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    According to Wikipedia, his full name is Rafael Edward Cruz.

    Ralph Cruz.

    Willard Romney.

    Ralph/Willard 2016!

    Said nobody....
     
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    He does look like LBJ. The left should love him for that.
     
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    In fact, he looks way more like this guy, which is what earned him his pinup-boy status with the Religious Right.

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