A very poor quality thread but I'll bite.... Michael was twice the man than he'll ever hope to be! If you don't believe me just watch the video of " her " dancing on the Ellen DeGeneres show in loose white cotton pants.... And tell me what the hell that is swinging back and forth!
I just know if I was dancing in the same pants I wouldn't have that much equipment swinging back and forth! No one who watches that video can deny that there's a lot of sausage swinging back and forth there!