Why did the chicken cross the road? one day when he was just using the sidewalk, a person passing him on the sidewalk asked if he could cross the road so he can post a youtube video, the chicken said no thanks not today, I'm just going down to the corner store to get some yogurt (chickens love yogurt)... and this enraged the person who then filed a lawsuit saying the chicken wouldn't cross the road for him, and that its because of discrimination... eventually the court sentences the chicken to 5 months probation and orders him to cross the road for people during this probationary period... next day, the chicken is walking down to the corner store again, and comes across the same guy, and the guy is just staring him down waiting for him to cross the road and the chicken realizes he better just cross the road... so the chicken sighs deeply and begins to cross the road, and he gets hit by a bus... the bus driver jumps out and screams, what the hell are you doing crossing the road you idiot... and the bus driver sues the chicken for his neck injury suffered from breaking the bus... and since he didn't cross the road the other person sues him again as well... next week after the chicken gets out of the animal hospital and goes before the judge, the judge asks the chicken why on earth would he damage the bus and hurt all those people... and then the judge asks the chicken why he violated his previous order and failed to cross the street... confused the chicken looks at the judge and clucks at him... the judge throws him in jail for contempt of court and sentenced him to 10 years in prison for violating the terms of his parole earlier... 10 years pass... the chicken has had a lot of time to beef up, those are some finger licking good wings he has now... walking down the street the chicken runs into the person again, this time they are near the bus stop... as the bus is approaching the chicken pushes the man into the street causing the bus to swerve and run into a pole, killing both the person and the bus driver... when police arrive and question the chicken about what happened... he says... its the damndest thing officer, he just walked out in front of the bus trying to cross the road... that night, the chicken returned home, with some human arms to deep fry... what you don't think chickens would eat you give the chance?
One day I was walking on the sidewalk, and a chicken asked me for help to cross the road. I carried the chicken in my arms to the other side of the road. ... and I remember that night we cooked and ate a delicious broiled chicken with french fries and coke at home...
Donald Trump: Well, the chicken, in my opinion, doesn't know what he's doing and would make a terrible president. I just don't see his public service record as credible. I know that the chicken isn't even running and he can't run, but still, why would he even try to cross the road? I'll tell you why, because this president has cut funding to the Department of Agriculture and they can't regulate chicken coops with their measly $152 billion. Had the president given them that extra $4 billion that they had in 2014, then we wouldn't be discussing this right now. Interviewer: Wut
