Why do liberals hate children?

This thread explores why liberals hate children as they spend away their future.

Here are a few clues.

1. Children, like the unborn, are not well developed enough to be considered human, so why represent them?

2. Children are nothing more than carbon producing mass of cells that waste our natural resources and promote global overpopulation. Only through abortion, birth control, gay sex, and wrecking the economy so that people cannot afford to have children can this be remedied.

3. Children can't vote and they can't write checks. Duh?

4. Children are too busy relying on their parents for guidance and not the state, so screw'em. Only through intensive indoctrination via the media, public school, and universities can this trend toward independence from the state be fixed.

 

What about this is "humor" or satire"?

What about this is about any ACTUAL "LIberals", none of whom EVER espouse such Right Wing views!

Is this a satire of the Right Wing, who sometimes DO say some of these things?

 

The funny is missing from the funny section.

 

Because children aren't old enough to qualify for food stamps

 

Children disrupt the liberal lifestyle. It's harder to stay out all night in trendy bars and bring home loose liberal women when there are kids around. Plus, kids are a responsibility and a financial burden, which conflicts with the irresponsible and selfish nature that liberals have.

Of course, this generally only applies to white liberals. Black and Hispanic liberals have as many children as possible to gain more welfare and territory.

 

the only rational response to this thread title is:

why do conservatives ask stupid, nonsensical questions that anyone with an IQ above 60 knows don't make any sense?

 

I failed to factor this in. I feel so ashamed.

 

I'll take a stab at it.

1. Because we are all racists?

2. Because we wish to throw granny off the cliff?

3. Because we want to drink polluted water and destroy the earth?

Which do you think?

 

don't know ... I had no idea that any of these may have contributed to the weird things that conservatives on this forum say ... maybe you guys do drink something funny ...

 

Maybe we just have a sense of humor?

 

Uncle Ferd says is `cause...

... if dey can't muck up dey's minds...

... dey'll grow up with sense enough...

... to vote conservative.

 

Lols of course you do - no conservative could possibly mean anything they say on this forum. if they did, the laugh would be on them!