Why marriage is Communism - Dear Leader & Her Majesty Wife is always right. - If you have any doubts of what Dear Leader is doing, please, look at the rule Nr.1 - Property belongs to the State and the State belongs to the Dear Leader. So, you have to hide jeans and socks in darkest corners where Dear Leader cant find it. - Dear Leader is the owner of the financial system of the State. Obviously, it means that money belongs to the Dear Leader. Dear Leader might have more then one labor to have more stable financial situation of the State. - Dear Leader is the official representative for international ( out of the State ) meetings. Meetings might be long and alcohol is part of the business. - Dear Leader must have the better dress then other leaders and it is the official expenditure of the State budget. - Dear Leader honestly hates Democratic rules to change their leader once per 4 years. - If members of the party are not agreeing with Dear Leader they can be dismissed. - Dear Leader enjoys annexation of new territories. - Dear Leader enjoys of her pictures all over the places. Colorful banners of the State must part of the culture. - Dear Leader never snores. Please, look the rule Nr.1 if you think differently. - Dear Leader might shot you down if she finds you in the process of discovering of wisdom of another Leader. - Mother of Dear Leader is even more powerful than Leader and father of Dear Leader is harder then Chuck Norris. - Dear Leader is in the power to change laws. Yearly, monthly, weekly, daily - Dear Leader enjoys parties without its labor. But Dear Leader hates when its labor goes for parties alone. Specially Friday evening. Its always your choice to join Communism but you have to remember that its very hard to escape from the another side of the Iron Curtain) Author MaxRiga. Id love to hear your proves that marriage s Communism .
