I have been thinking about the butterfly effect. If a butterfly flapping it's wings somewhere in Australia can cause a hurricane in the Atlantic ocean, then what are the chances that one person farting in Houston, Texas can cause a crapstorm in the Middle East and completely wipe out ISIS? I'd like to try that experiment. Show me to the Mexican food.
Pay attention ... the Caliph could retaliate farting as well [and the Caliph is known for his pestilential farts!]. It would be the First Farts War.