Wish I were bald.

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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I mean, just think of all the advantages:

    A quick dust and polish in the morning = no expenditure on shampoo, and no time wasted washing, drying, and combing. No waiting in queues at the barber's then paying a tenner every time for the privilege. No need to take an umbrella if it looks like rain (that reminds me of a milkman joke! 'Morning milkman - extra pint of skimmed if you please: thanks. Looks like rain?' 'Change to full cream then, Squire.' boom-boom! Oh, it's not as funny as I thought. :roll: Right, moving on . . . now where was I? Oh yes, I remember . . . ); if you need to go out and it looks like rain, just take a chamois leather - takes up much less room than an umbrella, and all you need do when you do get caught in a downpour is squeeze it out occasionally as you're walking along and it's instantly ready to go again. And if all that isn't enough, the females of our species think it's sexy. What's not to like? [​IMG]
     
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    A tenner? A haircut costs more than $10 in Australia.

    And you use an umbrella because you dont like having wet hair? What about the rest of you? I do not own an umbrella, if I get wet I get wet - plus umbrellas dont really work anyway in my opinion. Maybe sort of if the rain is falling straight down but not really. And do females really find baldness attractive? I think that most people that are attractive with no hair are also attractive with hair. But if you like bald heads so much then why dont you shave your head? I have done it a few times with a razor and its ok but if you want to keep it it takes a lot of shaving. It really isnt worth it. I pity guys that are half bald and they have shave their head because a fully shaven head looks better than a half bald head in many ways - but these half bald guys that go to all the trouble of shaving their heads with a razor every morning are actually pretty insecure when you think about it and to me it is far more attractive for a guy to own his half bald head and to be secure about themselves. It is better to be half bald and not give a %$%$ than to be shaving your half bald head each morning in my opinion.
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You could avoid most of those things and still have hair. Nobody says you ave to wash or cut it.
     
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    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just buzzcut. That will solve everything.
     
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    Cost me $20.00 to cut half a head. I'd rather keep what I have than go through the bother of shaving.
    You could try waxing I guess.
     
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    then shave your dumb head..problem solved..NEXT?
     
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    Bald can be beautiful. Look at Sean Connery.....

    Shave it off and you'll be happy. No more hair to fuss about. I absolutely am NOT trying to turn your thread into political, but be grateful you don't have Trump's hair.....well, I'm assuming you don't.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why the surprise? 10 Oz dollars is about the same as £10 isn't it?

    That about sums it up! Who does, especially since it carries on running down the back of your neck long after it's stopped raining.

    I don't care about the rest of me - damp clothing might be uncomfortable until you get home but it dries out; and I have upper wearables which are shower-proofed.

    Of course they work (unless there's a strong wind obviously), otherwise nobody would buy one so manufacturers would stop making them?

    See hummingtbird's post above?

    You answered your own question. Shaving it every morning is even more hassle than washing every other morning?? I've never been so analysed in my life - I actually didn't expect any replies.
     
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    I do not understand why everyone has to reply with these staggered quotes thing. Especially for something about baldness and umbrellas.

    I didn't say $10 was the same as 10 pounds did I? Pounds is usually about double aud last time I looked and I have not paid $20 for a haircut for well over a decade here in Australia. So yeah - a tenner? My guess is that you get bad haircuts.

    I kind of like having slightly wet hair. And I like wet look wax. So you own and carry an umbrella to keep your hair dry. OK then.

    My hair would dry quicker than my clothes. I used to ride a motorbike to work and a few times I got caught in rain and was wet all day. Not hard to dry hair though. I do keep my hair short though.

    Hummingbird is one person. There is an entire industry dedicated to exploiting men that are self conscious because of baldness. And wasnt Sean Connery attractive with hair?

    And yeah, my reply is humour. You should not have gotten any replies. Don't lose sleep over my reply. And yeah, shaving your head with a razor every morning is a lot more work than shampoo and conditioner. And with half bald guys they can't even let a small amount of stubble grow because then you can see their half baldness. Like I said it is better for bald guys to just own the half baldness rather than to shave it every single morning. I like to see guys that are owning their half baldness over these self conscious daily head shaver.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jesus H, I wish I hadn't bothered now! Have you had a sense of humour bypass operation?
     
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    Have you? My stuff was funnier.
     
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    And not only that you won't be bothered having to deal with women anymore :roll: Yeh, yeh, most of us AREN'T Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart OR Mr. Clean
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    When I was much, much younger I once toyed with idea of working out until I was really buff, shaving my head and going about with a shark's tooth around my neck, until my gf pointed out that only I would try to be the ultimate big Kahuna when I didn't know how to swim.
     
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    Trump doesn't have Trump's hair
     
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    Get a pair of hair clippers and a razor, and you can have a bald head in a matter of minutes.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yes, I know that , but as I've said, I'd have to do it every day wouldn't I, which would be even more hassle than washing it every two or three?
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think you'll find he has; during a tv interview recently he allowed the interviewer to muss it up. I don't know why the style is so flamboyant though.
     
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    Been shaving my head now for almost 10 years. $75 plus for a decent Norelco. Don't cheap out quality shaver will last years. Every 2nd day I run that thing over my head and it's done. Little splash of cologne or aftershave feels great too. No brushes,combs, conditioners,shampoos,hair gels. Nada.

    Every once in a while treat yourself to a nice hot towel shave from a real barber with a straight razor
     
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    Go to a Walgreens and spend 20 bucks on a blade and shave your head...

    "buzz cut" is fascism.... That's how the fascist police cut their hair...

    IMO, they look like authoritarian retards.
     
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    You are so funny, I forget to laugh.
     
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    Call Me an Authoritarian Retard then, I like the clean head look, as well as My customary Glock in a holster on My side.

    I hate shaving my scraggy beard and moustache, they both look very raggedy like a Hobo or tramp, I need a nice way to be clean shaven that does not cause my sensitive skin to flame up like a furnace, and so far no joy.
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    [​IMG] Nobody with a straight razor is coming anywhere near me! [​IMG]
     
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    Shave your head, then. It's not exactly difficult.
     

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