A Montana woodpecker flies to Idaho to check out the bugs & grubs in the trees. He lands in a tree and sees an Idaho woodpecker pecking on a tree and having a hell of a time, just can't get through it. So he flies over and bores through the tree with no problem, and they have a big ol feast of bugs and grubs. Then he flies back to Montana. About a week later that Idaho woodpecker flies to Montana to check out the bugs & grubs over there. He lands in a tree and sees that same Montana woodpecker pecking on a tree, and he's having a hell of a time, just can't get through it. So he flies over and bores through the tree with no problem, and they have a big ol feast of bugs & grubs. And the moral of the story is, the farther away from home you are, the harder your pecker gets.
