You're in your prison cell with a 300lb tattooed man named 'Sticky Buns.' He grabs you by the waist -- with one hand -- flips you around, bends you over the bed, and pulls down your pants. Meanwhile, the theme song from Full House is playing on a radio somewhere at full volume, drowning out all your cries for mercy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3Zo9t7c8Q
