(Please don't remove this thread, as I'm not putting Gorn down whatsoever, I'm the unofficial head of his fan club, I'm just answering a consistent request from his detractors, on this thread and post especially: http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=387155&page=4&p=1064542812#post1064542812 ) We've been asked who would Jesus torture, and asked why don't we ask who Mohammad would behead, and they've said why don't we ask "who would Gorn Captain torture." So, by popular demand, let's answer that question. Here's the answer: NO ONE! He's far more moral than Bush/Cheney, and Jesus, and Mohammad, and Moses (all torturers), so he wouldn't torture. He cares about people too much. So do Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris. Or am I wrong?
When given the responsibility of defending the American people, where's the morality in letting thousands of innocent Americans get murdered because you didn't want to get your precious little hands wet? Perhaps, morality is much more complicated than a lot of simpletons like to think it is, FreedomSeeker. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage this Holiday Season...
He tortures the fine folks of PF every day with his sycophantic left-wing race-baiting syco-rants. And I say that with ALL DUE respect.
Gorn cares about Americans more than Jesus does because he'd let all moral Americans* into heaven if it was up to him, but Jesus is too hateful of people who don't see things the way he does - too stuck on himself. *Except Gorn wouldn't let anyone with a "Palin 2016" button into heaven, but that's perfectly understandable, of course. - - - Updated - - - Witty post!