`You’re in Ireland now`

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    Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.


    « What’s your name? » asked the teacher....

    « Mohammad, » he replied.

    « You’re in Ireland now, » replied the teacher, « so from now on you will be known as Frank. »

    Mohammad returned home after school.

    « How was your day, Mohammad? » his mother asked.

    « My name is no longer Mohammad. I’m in Ireland now and my name is Frank. »

    « What? » she said. « Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you! » And his mother beat him.

    Then she called his father, who beat him again.

    The next day when Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all of his bruises.

    « What happened to you, Frank? » she asked.

    « Well shortly after becoming Irish I was attacked by two #$%$ Arabs. »`
     

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