You know you're a Hillary supporter when: (1) You think special interest groups, wall street even foreigners donated obscene amounts to the Clinton scam Foundation to hide the donations out of the goodness of their hearts, and it's just a coincidence they got major concessions from the State Department when Hillary was Secretary of State (2) You actually believe this is all a coincidence that has actually happened over, and over, and over again (3) You find wiping clean a hard drive right before it's going to subpoenaed to be perfectly innocent and rational behavior (4) You actually believe the FBI investigates and arrests unsecured servers, emails and computers and not the people who used them to fly under the DC radar while being a head of state sending and receiving classified and top secret Docs. (5) You really believe her story that she frantically erased 30+ thousand emails because all of them contained private information about her her yoga schedules (6) Despite the mountain of circumstantial evidence that shows she used her position as Secretary of State to set up pay-for-play deals - you still insist she did nothing wrong (7) You believe Bill Clinton deserves to get $750,000 for a hour or two because he's such a great public speaker and it has nothing to do with pay for favors. ( You think the 100% jump in Bill's speaking fees that occurred when Hillary became SOS was due to him suddenly becoming more eloquent (9) You were relieved when you found that an aid erased the "top secret" markings off of her emails, because that makes them okay to send on unsecured private email accounts (10) You insist Hillary's the most qualified and experienced candidate, but can't name one qualification or accomplishment that made a difference in your life. But she lined her pockets with millions from her pay for favors Clinton foundation tax free scam using her power in DC. (11) You didn't know She actually earned herself a rating of "Extremely Poor" relative to her peers as a senator, because you follow what your told by her - even though she has lied so many times. (12) You didn't know The Clinton Foundation has raised more than 3 Billion of TAX FREE Dollars and is a money machine a cash cow to hide the money the Clintons take in from wall street, special interest groups, lobbyist, and even foreign Governments even while she was head of state. The Clinton Foundation then "spends" some of this money for legitimate good works programs. Unfortunately, experts believe this is just 10% of billions raised. So where does the rest go Much of the balance goes to enrich the Clinton's Tax FREE Slush Fund, pay salaries to untold numbers of hangers on, and fund lavish travel, etc. Again, virtually all tax free, which means you and I are subsidizing it. (13) You didn't see Four of Clinton's top five donors since 1999 have been Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, and Morgan Stanley. Not Understanding Ending Wall Street greed is very difficult when you're funded massively by these interests year after year, but she will still change their greed and corruption Wait she likes the millions she takes from them to much. (14) You really believe Hillary is all for womans rights, but as fore her husband believes all women should be on their knees and Hillary stands by her man knowingly protecting his sick image throwing all these women under a bus just so the Clinton's could have respect and power. (15) You believe Hillary the scandal queen has been in so many scandals all her political life in fact more than any other politician running has nothing to do with her own dishonest misleading code of ethics. Not understanding many of Clintons friends and Business Partners have gone to jail, have died suddenly and even have committed suicide.
Rather- . Define 'obscene'? Do you have some magical defining line, where a little bit is okay but more than an arbitrary amount is terrible? . No, not coincidence, conspiracy theory. It isn't that significant, overall. . It isn't perfectly innocent, but it seems much more likely that she was 'sex mailing' than anything actually bad. . You think that other people think... That the FBI arrests computers? Have you never met a human being? . No, I think they included sex. Lots of sex. Perfectly innocent but embarrassing sex. . I'm sorry, do you not know what 'circumstantial' means? As in, not actually applying? . No, he isn't that good of a public speaker, they're indirectly donating to him and adding the speech as a secondary point. . No, they just wanted to donate more. . Yes. . And Donald Trump is so politically experienced. Besides, while she hadn't done much in the way of actually drafting bills, she voted on plenty. . By who, and how do they have that sort of authority? . I don't actually see much objectionable with that. If people want to give money to fund her vacations, then they can, and not paying taxes isn't the same as being subsidied by the taxpayer at all. . Why is Wall Street evil and corrupt again? Did everyone just spontaneously start hating them? Goodness, people you dislike aren't evil mutants; they have families, they have emotions, and they cry when they see those Humane Society adds with the puppies. . You have this information how, exactly? Any evidence from an unbiased source? . You forgot a comma, and once again, any evidence from an unbiased source? Okay, while there is a chance that the Clintons are, in fact, evil mutants, it is sincerely unlikely. As a general rule, until actual, unbiased evidence presents otherwise, you should assume that people are fundamentally human beings, including politicians. If you have anything convincing against her actual policy positions, or anything that would influence what she would and would not pass as president, please inform the commons.
