A chimpanzee can prove he exists, but the magic sugar-daddy can't (not in 4.5 billion years of earth's existence)! Yes, the all-powerful "god" is less powerful than Bonzo. Therefore, why not just worship a chimpanzee, instead, if you are insecure enough to need something to "worship". The chimp is clearly a better role model regarding morality, since the chimp likely won't: 1. treat women worse than men (and not have the moral backbone to bring forward a version of the texts that don't include those), 2. give his children a book ("it's the best book of all time") that says to kill gays - yes I said KILL, 3. kill virtually every living thing, including innocent animals, in the supposed "flood" (and have followers today incredibly JUSTIFY it), 4. teach utter hatred for Jews/Hindus, etc., 5. have sex with an under-aged chimp (are you listening Mohammad) and have his followers - incredibly - DEFEND that action, 6. approve of slavery like "Jesus" did (in 3 places in the Bible) - and never explicitly speak out against it (incredible), 7. LOOK FORWARD to the "end of the world" (all the, for example, Buddhists, die then), 8. etc. (if it was really a "god", there wouldn't be an "etc." compared to a chimp, now would there?) The chimp will also be a better parent, because his kids won't think less of him because he can't answer the simple question "well, ok, mommy, well then where did Noah get the KANGAROOS and POLAR BEARS from?" The chimp will answer your prayers at exactly the same rate. Seriously, try that out. On even number days pray to your particular "god", then on odd numbered days pray to a chimp, and see which of your prayers get answered the most. But don't forget to curse your "god" for all the prayers (99%) that he does NOT answer. Prayers likely don't get answered because he was busy that day giving innocent fetuses AIDS in Africa, or was busy causing innocent children to be born with horrific birth defects, or busy killing over 130,000 people in the Aceh tsunami - w/out even having the decency to warn them enough so they didn't die. Try this test out and let us know how it went.