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“I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t opwn jars.”

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    ararmer1919 Banned

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    Yes. You read that right. This is the ACTUAL title of an ACTUAL article written in The Guardian by an ACTUAL reporter. When ever a liberal tries to tell you there’s no such thing as TDS just point them in this direction.

    https://www.theguardian.com/comment...the-gym-because-of-trump-now-i-cant-open-jars
     
    ararmer1919, Jul 6, 2018
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    Doofenshmirtz Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It just goes to show that any excuse to be lazy will do. I go the the gym every day and the hardest exercise I do is turning the steering wheel in the direction of the gym!
     
    Doofenshmirtz, Jul 6, 2018
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    Gotta get ripped. Or, you know, gotta get vaguely in shape to the point where a flight of stairs doesn’t wind you.
     
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    I think this lady said a bit more than she wanted to with that comment.
     
    Stuart Wolfe, Jul 6, 2018
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    She's just looking for an excuse to let her body go to hell.

    Maybe she can join the body acceptance movement.
     
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    Grokmaster, Jul 6, 2018
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    kazenatsu Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And on top of that, this woman lives all the way in Australia.
     
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    Most women blame it on marriage. They discovered that a particular food is responsible for women staying out of the gym and experiencing a reduction in their desire for sex.

    Wedding cake!
     
    Doofenshmirtz, Jul 6, 2018
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    Proving Dirty Donald is having an adverse effect all over the world.
     
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    Stairs? Soon as the snow melts its the best golden trout fishing on the planet!

    And the view is ok too ;)
    [​IMG]
     
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    LMAO :)
     
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    Unless one knows what the word "proving" means. I suppose its Trumps fault you don't have a dictionary!
     
    Doofenshmirtz, Jul 6, 2018
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    God help her if someone writes Trump's name in chalk in front of her sidewalk. She might starve to death in her own home!
     
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    Someone needs to test this. I think it’ll work.
     
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    You are aware how pathetic this makes the left look, right?
     
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    Yes, give the idiots attention, that won't embolden them at all.

    Jebus. What's next, a homeless 'the end is nigh' kinda guy gettin a half-hour block on Fox?
     
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    Did you notice where this article came from? What “legitimate” main stream media group it was written in? Hint. It wasn’t Fox....
     
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    I was going to have a light salad for lunch, but I ate a cheeseburger, fries, and a large shake instead. THANKS TRUMP!!!
     
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    You can't drive in to see the really spectacular views nature offers.
     
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    If she lets herself get too out of shape, how will she ever be able join a protest march??
     
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    Sarah Sanders?
     
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    Vagina hat on top, electric wheelchair on the bottom.

    I looked up her previous articles in the paper - she doesn't seem to be writing for the Onion on the side. And again, according to the MrTLegal Rule, aren't we supposed to take everything literally on the net?
     
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    As when Andy borowitz is quoted?

    She isn't hysterically funny I agree.
     
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