Beautiful Liberal Female Disagrees With my Excessive Alcohol Consumption

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  1. rickysdisciple

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    So, I'm sitting at Central Market Cafe in Austin Texas, right now, and a liberal female is sitting at my table. She's really hot, if I hadn't said that before, and she keeps giving disparaging looks at the number of beers piling up around the table and asking me how I can drink warm beer. She's pretty nice, but I can tell she has a real problem with it. I'm on track to put away 11 drinks within the next 2 hours, but I'm not disturbing anyone.

    This is the kind of liberal most conservatives can't stand. I'm not going to say anything because she is too beautiful (I can barely think clearly), but the problem remains--why can't I drink alcohol to my heart's content? I'm not even hurting myself, let alone anyone else.

    Can you see why conservatives get annoyed with busybodies?

    I'm aware that I've taken positions that contradict this belief, but even I have my limits.
     
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    I have to wonder about the warm beer part, but meh... to each his own. I will say that beer goggles are a possibility.

    I have run across her type a few times. It's best to ignore them.
     
  3. Brewskier

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    With that many drinks, you are hurting yourself. And this is coming from a regular beer drinker.

    Maybe she likes you and is worried about your consumption? It's possible.

    But if she's a practicing liberal, you're better off without her. Maybe you can hookup a few times, but that should be it.
     
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    She was here before I started drinking. I would literally put a hole in the condom if I was with her drunk--she's that hot. She's studying to be a doctor.

    Respond to my post about the hotties in Austin.

    I was pleasant with her. I don't treat hot women badly unless they really (*)(*)(*)(*) me off.
     
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    I'm an alcoholic. I can drink far more than the average person with minimal effects, and I'm only 31, so my body can handle large quantities of alcohol.

    It's no fun to only drink enough to get a buzz.
     
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    Keep that up and it will catch up to you.

    And it certainly isn't drawing the hotties your way.

    (WTF is this thread even doing on this forum anyway??????)
     
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    Congrats on the victory over Notre Dame. Always thought it was an over-rated college(especially in basketball) where their bark is louder than their bite lol. I'm also concerned though. 11 straight beers. I mean, there is such a thing as kidney failure bro. Just make sure to keep yourself safe, one less smart brain in the world is something we don't need :D
     
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    I've never been to Austin so I wouldn't know. I've been to Dallas a few times, but don't recall seeing an inordinate amount of beautiful women. Lots of obese people, though.

    The place I've been to that has the highest proportion of beautiful women was in shinjuku, Tokyo. In the states, it's probably downtown los angeles.
     
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    Being an alcoholic is not a good thing. Hot women typically care about their bodies and want to be with someone who takes care of theirs.
     
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    I have found that beer provides the perfect solution to your Liberal dilemmas .Let out a rip roaring belch. One from so deep in your gut that it smells like it originated from your bowels. Believe me. Your Liberal problem will be gone. A flatulence works well also.
     
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    The thread is about busybodies, many of whom are liberal. I mentioned the fact that she was hot because it is an interesting detail.

    Notre Dame is not academically overrated, but UT owns them in athletics, overall.

    UT basketball will slaughter them in the next few years. In football, they will also struggle against us.

    Smart people are responsible for most of our problems. Stupid people only have an impact in the aggregate, lol.

    I'm bored out of my mind, and drinking is a lot of fun.

    Yep.

    Plenty of hot women I disagree with, especially in Austin.

    I usually just lie.

    5 years ago, Austin was ranked the 5th hottest city in the country. It is now probably number one or two, right next to Miami, from what I hear. The number of attractive women in this city would blow your mind.

    Of course it isn't a good thing, it simply is.

    I'm not trying to date her. I need to make a lot more money before I start trying to date women at that level again. When I was on track to get into Harvard Law, I could get many of these women, but I can't now.

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    She was too pleasant to look at. I mean beautiful. I couldn't believe it when she initiated conversation.

    At first, I couldn't even get my words out properly.
     
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    Maybe she should mind her own business
     
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    Did she talk to you first r did you hit on her?
     
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    She actually talked to me first, which was flat-out shocking. I have dated some hot women, but this woman was out of my league under normal circumstances--assuming I'm not loaded. Women are essentially prostitutes if you have a lot of money or status.

    I'm aware of all of those things, Merwen.

    I must have an incentive to change my ways before I do, and I do not.

    I already proved my relative ability and talent by getting a full-ride and killing the competition in class. It did nothing for me and no matter how hard I work, I'll get screwed by some (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) with connections--I know how this country works now. It is why my GPA went from perfect to me dropping out inside 6 months.

    You must be insane if you think I'm going to work ten times as hard as someone who is clearly inferior to me, just to make a buck.
     
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    Sorry, but alcohol is meant, and designed for the lowest of the low. The fact you take pride in the number of beers surrounding you almost sounds to me, personally, what a alcoholic would say. I would be giving you disparaging looks as well, as the alcohol made you slur your speech, and barely stay on topic in a conversation. I'm surprised this "beautiful, liberal female" tolerated you as much as she did (are you sure the "beauty" you were seeing wasn't an altered reality from the great amount of alcohol consumption?).

    When I think of a conservative female, I think of Mama June to be honest.

    Why can't you drink alcohol to your hearts content? Because you'll be spending your days, puking your guts out into the porcelain god, seeing a increase in your waistline (probably pants two skinny guys could fit in), from a beer belly caused by an enlarged liver, and you will die a lonely death from liver cancer, all because you thought it was a good idea to drink Bud Light to "your hearts content." To try following that up with, "I'm not even hurting myself, let alone anyone else" is a bit silly as well, given you can get behind the wheel, hit, and kill a family in a minivan, or become incredibly violent.

    There's a reason fictional characters like Homer Simpson and Hank Hill are portrayed to enjoy alcohol. Because in reality, morbidly obese alcoholics are the majority that "drink to their hearts content."

    Can you see why anyone would be giving you disparaging looks now, let alone a attractive female?
     
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    So everyone who drinks alcohol just sucks, huh?

    I am an alcoholic, and I never denied it. I don't get withdraws or anything, but I'm bored without it and use ti to relax. I'm considered an extremely intense person, and only alcohol can keep me stable.

    No, it takes a lot more than that to slur my speech.

    I spoke with her before I started drinking.

    She didn't have to tolerate anything, as I wasn't harassing her. She initiated conversation as much as I did.

    Why do you care? I am one less racist/misogynist to deal with. I have consciously decided to not change things, so why do you want to change them for me?
    I am not obese.

    She gave me disparaging looks after I bought a bunch of alcohol.
     
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    That's busy bodies for you. Eleven beers isn't that much really, when you take into consideration weight, height, metabolism, liver health, etc. Also, depending on the quality of the beer, i.e. alcohol content, 4.5%-5.2% you know, the average beer is easy to tolerate.
     
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    Did the hottie say your beer drinking is excessive or is that you admitting it?
     
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    I've been here, drinking, since about 2--I've had about 9 beers. Yes, I'm drunk, but I am not wasted and am more than capable of taking care of myself.

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    She kept looking at all the beer I had, disparagingly.

    Like most healthy males, I care greatly about the opinions of females, so I'm not making this up. One female's opinion is equivalent to 10 males, at least.
     
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    Really hot and initiated the conversation? Then watched as you started to guzzle beer instead of trying to put the moves on her? lol

    The problem might be that you're not supposed to be intimidated by hot women. You're young though, so you don't know this. Hot women hate guys who are intimidated by them.

    One trick of the trade is to realize that hot women don't "know" they are hot. They think they might be, but women look at their flaws, rather than their strengths. They will try to accentuate the strengths (big tits or whatever), but they know deep down that there is something fundamentally flawed with them. It could be anything! What matters is that you not be intimidated.

    Get that "omg she's so hot!!!! she's out of my league!" nonsense out of your head, and start looking at women as if they are friends you haven't made yet.
     
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    Dude...you've noted that you have a lot of problems.

    Apparently booze is one of them
     
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    Start your own business.
     
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    I choked up--I admit it. I used to be a much better womanizer, but after my implosion, it is more difficult.

    Dude, she was hot. I mean, there is no chance in hell she didn't understand her relative status. I wish I could send a pic. She was about 5,7, doe eyes, perfect skin, blue eyes, light brown eyes...

    The fact that I ignored her for an hour is probably why she talked to me at all, but she is probably aware of her status.

    Talk about AA...Hot women shouldn't even be allowed to work lol.
     
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    Here's an idea.

    Quit drinking , stop complaining, get a job

    Life gets a lot better from there.
     

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