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  1. spiritgide

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    The man is a gaffe machine:



    But, to his credit, it seems they add another letter on an annual basis.

    Still, he's reading from a teleprompter, so, yeah. What an embarrassment.
     
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    Here's Joe's do-list. Notice how the YOU word is always capitalized and in bold, so he won't get confused about who the instructions are for... or who he is.
    Anyone who tells you Joe is doing his own thinking is snowing you- or willfully ignorant.


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    This guy is the Ron Burgandy of presidents.

     
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    I'm guessing that's just a preview of where he goes, and that what he says will be on the teleprompter.

    'You ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question.' is something Biden can't do without a teleprompter.

    I'd guess from the way Biden gets 95% of what he says exactly right and on target, and 5% is garbled and totally off-topic, suggests he is trying to read everything off a teleprompter and isn't sure what he is trying to do.
     
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    95% and on target? You talk like doting mother defending her idiot child.
    We've been watching Joe closely for two years now, and so far I haven't seen him do anything smart.
    They try to control what he will do and say- because he lacks the capacity to do that. on of senility, diminishing function.
    I don't mean that as a mean insult- just an observation, letting his performance define the condition.
     
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    It's rather appropriate that you should post your position on Bush after that silly diatribe about climate. Both are of equal merit.
     
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    Regarding the above, and the allegation that BIDEN does 95% of things well...

    He just gave a speech, in which he read the copy from the teleprompter- INCLUDING THE STAGE DIRECTIONS- and lacked any realization of it not being speech content.

    On Friday, in a white house speech Biden signed an executive order to provide limited protections to women seeking abortions in response to the reversal of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court on June 24th.

    During the speech, Biden appeared unaware as to what and what not to read out loud from the teleprompter. In a moment that many found highly amusing, Biden read a quote from the teleprompter and then read the stage directions.. He stated, "It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who registered to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so. End of quote."
    He then read the next set of directions out loud. "Repeat the line," Biden said, before reciting the quote again and continuing to the next part of the address like nothing happened.

    Washington Times columnist Tim Young mocked the president, tweeting, "Biden is so far gone that he will literally read anything put on the teleprompter in front of him. "End of quote’ ...’Repeat the line.’"

    This is cognitive dis-association, or dissonance. It is a mental condition where the mind is functional but has lost the ability to maintain continuity, and recognize the differences in meaning or relevance. if the teleprompter's next line had been "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear" or "Putin's mother wears army boots", Biden would have read that too without recognizing the lack of any association with the subject of the speech.

    Cognitive dis-association tends to be part of the onset of dementia, or senility. It starts appearing intermittently, so the person many appear to fully tracking at one point, and disconnected a few hours later.
    This is your resident..... How much senility can we tolerate in the most important job is the nation?

    Does anyone really believe that 81 million people would vote for this?
     
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    As opposed to T***** who repeatedly said things that were completely incomprehensible in virtually every speech. Probably couldn't understand the the instructions given him.
     
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    All politicians have verbal blunders. I'd assume even Washington himself had a gaffe or two. However, Biden is in a league of his own on his verbal blunders, even with a teleprompter. It's a combination of his inborn inanity and his growing senility. Pretending that Biden is not unprecedented in stupidity, verbal or otherwise, is very cultish of you. I mean, this guy can't even keep it together when reading from a teleprompter.



    Hell, the dumbass showed--unintentionally, I presume--his note cards with explicit instructions because of how stupid he is.

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    It's funny yet sad. Biden is the last nail in the coffin on any claim from Democrats being the party of intelligence, as Biden is purely the personification of the party. He makes George W. Bush, with his Bushisms, look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison.
     
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    Biden is beyond “verbal blunders”. He is a ghost and we have no idea who is running the country.
     
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    We have become the laughingstock in the international community 6 years ago, so nothing new.





     
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    The gas-lighting continues...


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    Boy is this stupid. There were probably FOX people there too. No Law against filming rioters.
     
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    None of those videos, even with the woman who probably calls herself a feminist and grows out her armpit hair, shows anything remotely stupid as, say, this compilation of Bidenisms:



    The United States becoming a laughingstock starting on January 20th, 2021. To try to compare Biden's general stupidity with Trump's verbal blemishes is either delusional or downright stupid, perhaps even as stupid as Biden himself. I get a feeling that everyone who voted for Biden is just as stupid or, worse, more stupid than Biden. That's scary.
     
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    Nobody said that. The point was that the FBI missed the obvious. Why? Political.
     
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    True.

    Now more Bidenisms:

     
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    Different people have different sense of humor, but I have no doubt the United States becoming a laughingstock the moment Trump was elected. Why we became the laughingstock? Not because Trump is stupid, overseas people where shocked how gullible Americans are, how without any criticism they believe in every Trump sentence. My son was studying in Europe and many times he was asked why Americans are so gullible. I read newspapers in 3 foreign languages and I see it all the time. Yes, Biden has big problem, he is old and as an old man he cannot understand fast, makes a lot of mistakes and is terrible speaker, but he does not have a crowd of gullible followers who this he is God.
    Is Trump more stupid than Biden? No.
    Are Trump followers gullible f...s? Hell, YES!
    Is the video you posted more funny than this one?
     
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    Couldn't ask for a better example of how a person can invert everything to make their own beliefs sound rational.
    You look at a man who has botched everything he's touched and driven the nation to the brink of disaster, but you decide to ignore that and still rant about Trump- whose only failures came at the hands of fmocratic obstructionism and cultivated hate.

    All presidents have faults and will make some mistakes. Joe makes only mistakes, and the fault is he has no idea he's making them. Or I should say- the people pulling his strings are doing it, leaving him to take the heat, and he hasn't got a clue. We've never has a president anywhere close to being so far underwater as Biden at in my lifetime- and I remember Harry Truman.
     
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    Reminder-

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    What happens when values and standards become negotiable? People lose confidence, and are easier to confuse and use>
    Why would anyone want to do that to you?

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    So, Biden said he has cancer. Just another day.

     
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