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  1. spiritgide

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    This IS what the opposition think is rational....

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    a penny more in tax. use your brain
     
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    lolollolol those expensive fountain pens, foolardi? is anyine counting the paper clips?

    cpac must have been a serious meeting where serious people worshipped a gold painted idol in flip flops. very serious.
     
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    i have noticed that the riots have stopped since so many of your proud boys and boogaloo crew are in jail.
     
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    January 6th was No Riot.Thousands of hours of surveillance video
    was taken by Capitol officials investigating the faux - Insurrection -.
    7 + hrs of video that is being denied access to the public.
    Probably because in the initial phase the Protestors were let-in, allowed
    entrance into the chamber to look around and take selfies.
    No Politician was in the vicinity.Not one Politician was approached
    by these supposed Insurrectionists.
    No stuff was stolen or Malatov cocktails tossed.Not a single firearm
    was collected.Yet we have a serious rise of violent crime spreading
    thru the land.In mostly Democrat run urban metropolis.
    Yes,Riots are still taking place.Whenever the Iron whistle is blown to
    start crap.
    Even those charged with Crimes on January 6th { Mostly Tresspassing }
    are not allowed video footage to prove their Innocence.
    We have Minnesota dope,Amy Klobuchar insisting the January 6th
    - Insurrection - was " The Super Bowl of Domestic Terrorism ".
    I guess that explains why 14,ooo hrs of surveillance video is not
    being made public.Like the Way Minnesota AG { Keith Ellision }
    refused to let cop cam video of George Floyd be shown.Till weeks
    later.
    Our Country is under assault by Power Mad Democrats.
    There is no doubt about it.
    There is virtually nothing they won't say or do to stop their
    infernal virus from spreading.Decent,Law-abiding,God-fearing,tax paying,
    Flag loving Patriots are now marked citizens for persecution.
    " Do Not doubt me " -- Rusty Limbaugh
     
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    IF that version of events were true the senate repubs would be eager to hold hearings and prove it.

    everyone being helf or sought in 6 jan or the summer riots are on the right = proud boys, boogaloo, 3%,. oath keepers, Q anon etc

    Boogaloo militia plotted 'war' against California cops, feds say (mercurynews.com)
     
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    I get it.Like the way Democrats are all ears when it comes to Hunter
    Biden's Laptop.Or the recent discovery of his foul mouth.Using the " N "
    word in the presence of his White Lawyer.Multiple times.
    Ugh Ugh !! The Proud Boys And of course Charlottesville.Because
    White Supremacy is on the Rise.
    Yeah ... like where Bubba.Go ahead and strain yer brain.Explain.
     
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    lolol if hunter or his father have committed a crime please prosecute them. if not, this is just more "bengazzi" class foolishness.
     
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    Everyday, you look at the few legit sources of news left, and you realize the Biden administration is basically a bunch of morons- actually, more like morons on drugs. It's that crazy, that hysterical- but extremely dangerous because they actually have power.

    One of the newest idiotic diversions is a language thing (again) where in new Biden financial legislation, they want to replace the word "Mother" with "Birthing person".

    That is not a misprint or a joke- that is in the current Biden-backed bill.


    If you wonder why they throw so much controversial BS on the table, consider that it distracts people from the real issues which this administration lacks the understanding, the courage and values to actually address- Like the border crisis, crime exploding, innocent people being attacked without cause- just for the feeling of power to harm others. The elderly, small children, makes no difference who. That is the kind of trash this administration basically doesn't want to have to deal with- so it turns a blind eye to much of it.

    They're too busy right now with our miss-use of the word "mother" to deal with those things- and trying to keep you from noticing.
    Unable to blind us with brilliance, they have chosen to baffle the people with bullshit.

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    Joe's got no worries. His staff has got his back.
    And as much as possible, his mouth.

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    Biden still can't recite the actual words of the Declaration of Independence, that whole "endowed by their Creator," is 'that which shall not be spoken.'



    “The idea is, we hold these truths self-evident, that all men and women — we haven’t lived up to it completely, but we’ve always widened the arch of commitment.”

    Biden should just have the woke Marxists in his administration rewrite the Declaration of Independence so that he can finally recite it. The first thing he needs to do is take "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal," and change it to "all birthing and non-birthing people."

    If Biden is going to allow his admin to eliminate men and women, mothers, fathers, etc.. and replace them with the phrase "birthing and non-birthing people," then he should stop being deceptive with the people, and publicly start using the official terms for men and women that he is writing into laws and regulations.

    Biden OMB Doubles Down on Redefining Mothers as ‘Birthing People’ in Budget Proposal
     
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    Little kids can solve this one... democrats can't.

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    I wonder if he's considered what that might cause people to label him as...... the options are many, but all are derogatory. He can't win on that one.
     
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    Generally liberal and Democrat-loving, historians are going to have a hard time finding coherent quotes from this guy. What an embarrassment.

     
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    I wonder if historians will use this quote:

     
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    Don't worry.

    There must be fresher material
    since Andrew Wang.


    Moi :oldman:





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    Ain't it the truth....

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    Can someone please tell me when my free baflaflaca is arriving? Biden said it is my right!!
     
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    The news article I saw yesterday reports president potato head getting off the marine helicopter- and getting lost trying to find the white house door. Secret service hurried after him to guide him successfully to an entrance. I've heard that he has become lost inside the white house too. I wonder if Joe can look at a clock and still read the time? The signs are accumulating.
     
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    Then we have this problem. It's a lot like the connection between importing fentnyl and overdose deaths; so hard for some to make the connection.

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    Being voluntarily blinded only insures one's own demise, and the total responsibility for it. Never in the history of the US, and probably the world- has such a load of deceitful, unscrupulous crap been dumped on the citizens of a free nation. That was done by deceiving the people, gradually draining their ability to think for themselves and do for themselves, convincing them that petty things are what matters, and the reason their life is miserable is that others have abused them. Weak people have no power to manage their own lives, so they sell themselves to politicians who tell them the lies they want to hear.

    ANY person with sound common sense can see this, it doesn't take any more than that- and the fact so many cannot tells you what they are lacking.
    Here's a pretty good assessment of the results of that massive mental vacuum :

    BEHOLD THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, SMUGGLING JOE BIDEN INTO THE WHITE HOUSE
    Well folks, let’s take a moment to comprehend the 2020 election heist that sees Joe Biden currently occupying the White House. Political punditry is not for the faint of heart. When you’re right you’re right. And when you’re wrong you should stand up and publicly own your mistake. Such lessons were taught to young men in eras past. They were schooled on the power of conviction and principle. These pillars of character were non-negotiable. They were set in stone, and to hell with the consequences. In this case, my predictions were right about the ambition of the heist, but wrong in the possibility that it could be accomplished. We underestimated the scope of the conspiracy and the depth of a swamp, a mistake not likely to be repeated.

    The 2020 election was an event without historic parallel. Your correspondent followed it in unhealthy forensic detail. Sure, elections have been stolen in the past. JFK used mafia connections to steal his way into office. But Joe Biden is not JFK. While Kennedy was a gifted orator who served his country in wartime, commanded respect, and went on to make decisions that literally saved the planet from nuclear annihilation, Biden is a hollow shell of a man. He has made a career out of political corruption and elevated the artform to new heights.

    In his heyday, when his mental facilities were still intact, Biden used an arrogant intelligence to spar with fellow lawmakers. He sat on committees and played the political game. However, Biden was not a man of action and his list of achievements from a 47 year political career could be written on the back of a postage stamp. He did support legislation that saw black Americans incarcerated for longer periods, and was an author of the despised Patriot Act. But mostly Biden sold access to the highest bidder, often enemies of America, and used his drug-addled, sexually perverted son as his unreliable bagman. Joe was the ‘big guy’, who was entitled to a piece of everything Hunter raked in, be it Chinese investments in phoney hedge funds or recurring payments from Ukrainian energy companies.

    Biden ran for president thrice. The first two attempts were derailed by his lack of charisma and propensity to plagiarize the works of smarter minds. His career should have peaked when he served as VP to Barack Obama for eight long years. This proximity to power was leveraged to full effect, and the Biden family raked in hundreds of millions in illicit funds. This graft was unabashed. The Bidens traversed the globe in Air Force 2 and cut deals with shady characters willing to pay for high-level government access.

    As VP Biden was like an embarrassing old uncle, slow of mind, extremely prone to gaffes, but Obama kept him around despite remarking candidly, “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to **** things up.” Biden must have had some unseen utility. Apparently he had a knack for crafting unlikely deals between political factions, and some voters responded to his folksy manner on the campaign trail.

    Obama rudely shunned his former VP and supported Hillary Clinton in the Democratic contests leading up to the 2016 election. That should have been the end of the road for old Joe. He had amassed a string of mansions, had grandkids to enjoy, and should have slid quietly from public view.

    But Joe Biden had one last hurrah buried in his creaky bones. Despite suffering a noticeable and alarming cognitive decline, he summoned his dwindling reserves and ran again for the highest office in the land. His early primary results were dire, and it looked again like Biden would be remembered as the weird old guy that always came up short. But, dear reader, are you under the assumption that elections cannot be rigged, because they can, and Biden miraculously clinched the nomination after a series of unlikely primary victories. His rivals were also quietly forced from the race, by some kind of threat or inducement, presumably.

    The 2020 presidential campaign was a Biden non-event. He barely left his basement, spoke to crowds no larger than 50, and got a free pass from the mainstream media who edited his brain fades from existence. Biden read answers to pre-approved questions in cringy ‘interviews’. In several moments of dementia clarity he advised that he had assembled the most inclusive voter fraud organisation ever assembled, and that he didn’t need the help of voters to get elected, he just needed their support once he got there. Those are direct quotes. Look them up.

    The mainstream media played their role and expertly buried stories of debauchery and corruption emanating from his son’s abandoned laptops. The contents would have any average citizen breaking rocks in a chain gang, but the FBI sat on the evidence, the media called the story Russian disinformation, 50 former intelligence operatives signed a letter to support this lie, and the story evaporated. Images from the laptop are freely available online if one cares to look, and it’s clear Hunter Biden is a reprehensible individual.

    November 3 rolled around and a tsunami of electoral fraud swept Biden to victory. Counting was simultaneously suspended in six key states in the small hours of the morning when Trump commanded election winning leads. Boxes of fraudulent Biden-only ballots were delivered, crammed into counting machines, and then whisked from prying eyes. The FBI sat on its hands as it does. The courts offered no avenue for redress. And that is how a corrupt dementia patient became president of the USA. His reign will be a brief and torturous affair. We can expect the 25th Amendment to be invoked within the year. The media have already embarrassed themselves, comparing his phoney, hollow, empty inauguration to great historical moments. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a long-lasting ailment.

    But respect must be given where it is due. The Democratic Party just pulled off the heist of the century. We witnessed it with our own eyes. Nothing will ever compare to a crime of this scope and complexity. White collar criminals of the world, raise your glass to the true masters of the game.

    https://amansguide.co/behold-the-heist-of-the-century-smuggling-joe-biden-into-the-white-house/


    Obama certainly nailed it when he said "Never under estimate Joe's ability to fukk things up".

    I don't care if you are a democrat, republican. liberal or conservative. I DO care that all people have respect for the rights of others, the rule of law, reverence and obedience to the constitution, loyalty to their oath of office and their duty to the American Citizens. Seems many that lack those things group together under particular political banners and actually defend the lack of such qualities as if they were irrelevant.
    They are destroying the house they live in- and celebrating the destruction, but will have no escape from the consequences, which can only be postponed for a short while. I will have no sympathy for them, and as they generally lack the ability to live well without preying on others, they will suffer far greater than those more fit and mentally equipped to deal with challenges.

    Reality can be denied, even delayed- but it can't be escaped.
     
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