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Breeding a race of dwarfs? Yes? No?

Discussion in 'Opinion POLLS' started by DarwinParty, Nov 7, 2011.

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Would breeding a race of Dwarfs be awesome?

  1. Hell ya

    15 vote(s)
    65.2%

  2. Nope

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
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  1. DarwinParty

    DarwinParty New Member

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    We've all heard the mythological stories from the middle ages of a race of dwarfs, they live underground and mine all day, they like to drink tall glasses of ale. Of course this is fantasy, but then it dawned on me, we could make it come true. We could breed a race of dwarfs. We could make a new country where only Little People are allowed and send them all there. There would be little teachers, with classrooms full of little students, there would be little grocery stores with little cashiers, there would be a little parliament building with little politicians, they would build little planes and little tanks and have little wars with each other. It would be amazing right?
     
    DarwinParty, Nov 7, 2011
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  2. KSigMason

    KSigMason Banned at Members Request Past Donor

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    You're a strange person.
     
    KSigMason, Nov 7, 2011
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  3. Wrathful_Buddha

    Wrathful_Buddha Well-Known Member

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    I read a lot of stupid things on this forum, but once in a while you strike gold. I am totally on board with this idea.
     
    Wrathful_Buddha, Nov 7, 2011
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  4. lizarddust

    lizarddust Well-Known Member

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    What do you smoke?
     
    lizarddust, Nov 7, 2011
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  5. Woogs

    Woogs Well-Known Member

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    A world full of little people would use up a lot less resources. It would be good for the planet.

    How small are we talking here?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd4KXw_ap8Y&feature=related"]short people by randy newman - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Woogs, Nov 7, 2011
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    Can I buy some weed from you?
     
    discovery721, Nov 7, 2011
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    That would be nice... I've never had the opportunity to tap any dwarf tail.
     
    signcutter, Nov 7, 2011
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    If we did this we'd need to breed some elves.
     
    ModerateG, Nov 8, 2011
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  9. DarwinParty

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    That might require some genetic modifications. Is there a gene that can make ears pointy and can make skin light blue?
     
    DarwinParty, Nov 8, 2011
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    Does elfin skin have to be blue?:omg:
     
    ryanm34, Nov 8, 2011
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    Genetically creating a race of people for our amusement?
    That is a sick and twisted idea.
     
    kshRox01, Nov 8, 2011
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    All of the OP's "ideas" that he's shared here are sick and twisted.
     
    RiseAgainst, Nov 8, 2011
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  13. DarwinParty

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    Depends, are we talking Night elf, or LOTR elf?
     
    DarwinParty, Nov 8, 2011
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  14. DarwinParty

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    How so? :twisted:
     
    DarwinParty, Nov 8, 2011
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    Mr. Evolution does not seem to have a moral objection to this.
     
    montra, Nov 8, 2011
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  16. ryanm34

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    LOTR of course. Or maybe Terry Brooks? They seem quite similar.. 'Cept for the immortality thing of course.

    They're just really pretty environmentalists with pointy ears.
     
    ryanm34, Nov 8, 2011
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    That'd kick ass. They'd be bred to have exceptionally long beards right?
     
    Wingless, Nov 8, 2011
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  18. Wrathful_Buddha

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    Of course. Who the hell wants a bunch of dwarfs with no beards.
     
    Wrathful_Buddha, Nov 8, 2011
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  19. DarwinParty

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    Hell ya!

    [​IMG]
     
    DarwinParty, Nov 9, 2011
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  20. Lil Mike

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    Finally, some serious issues being discussed here instead of the usual nonsense.
     
    Lil Mike, Nov 9, 2011
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    speedingtime and (deleted member) like this.
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyoLa9z1ao"]The Ring of the Dwarves, The Rhine-gold[/ame]

    While we're at it, we should make them badass Arcanum-style steampunk dwarves:

    [​IMG]
     
    Jack Ridley, Nov 9, 2011
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  22. mikezila

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    midgets scare me :(
     
    mikezila, Nov 10, 2011
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  23. Serfin' USA

    Serfin' USA Well-Known Member

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    I prefer orcs.
     
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  24. Caeia Iulia Regilia

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    My want a cute kitty!
     
    Caeia Iulia Regilia, Nov 11, 2011
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  25. AllEvil

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    Obviously a good idea.
     
    AllEvil, Nov 11, 2011
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