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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Trump is currently engaged in the following calculation: If he holds a very dangerous rally in Tulsa, goes against all medical advice, shuns masks, packs them in, and causes the rampant spread of Covid 19 in all who attend, does he gain more by rallying his base with the visuals than he loses by spreading the virus to the family and friends of those who attend, and killing perhaps 1% of his voters who get it.

    It is just your basic rally-the-base vs death-by-pandemic calculation. The result is in the typical votes gained per death.
     
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    Goblin Mayor



    Texas Chainsaw Massacre of Zombies

     
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    Today Georgia banned the the use of the choke hold by police officers. Guns are so much faster, explained the GBI.
     
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    And while we're at it, why not just make it illegal to be black. That would sure simplify things....
     
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    Trump is like a cello; big, hollow and hard to get down a ramp.
     
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    Derideo_Te, Jun 30, 2020
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    Did you know that the 13 stripes of the American flag symbolise the 13% black population and the 50 stars represent the 50% violent crime they commit.
     
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    it is illegal when blacks do hustles

     
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    Since it the 4th of July it seems like we should have a SARS Spangled Banner during a Pandemic.

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    And then there is this version of the Star Spangled Banner in a MINOR key...

     
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    Very funny!
     
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    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
     
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