Historians Say Hitler Had a Micro-Penis

Are we playing the non-sequitur game now?

Head cheese.

Your turn.

 

Or some other organ.

I actually wrote about you in another thread today, before I even knew you were on this forum! You're a popular guy.
http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=445410&page=2&p=1065887629#post1065887629

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For some reason I just can't explain I have this feeling that I will never, ever, ever, eat those things again. Ever!

 

I'll pass on that, lol

 

Good call!

http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=445277&page=4&p=1065888163#post1065888163

 

Guess again.

And aim higher.

 

Actually it is known why Hitler was so murderous. He was a vegetarian. VERY dangerous people. I bet Stalin was a vegan.

 

His size is of no concern to me, but I kind of want to see a picture of it if the urethra was on the bottom of his penis. That would be weird, but probably better than having it on the top.

 

Link please?

 

you know what they say, the bigger the gun, the smaller the pistol

 

That goes for SUVs, too.

 

I don't have either the inclination or X-Ray vision.

 

The last time I checked Napolean didn't attempt to systematically slaughter an entire people.

 

I can understand that.

After all, who wants to pull out a magnifying glass to search for Hitler's microscopic genitalia? But you have to admit, there is certainly nothing in that photo that argues against the historians' claim.

I guess one conceivable theory might be that he's wearing an adult diaper, which could arguably cover up any trace of his alleged manhood. But that would open up a whole 'nother can of worms, wouldn't it?

 

That's beside the point. History should be made up of facts, not myths.

 

I think your referring to the Hummers, I agree

normal SUV's seem to be more a family vehicle anymore

 

Dignity.

 

I think you meant "pisstol."

Youre welcome.

 

Well, you guys like to make fun of small titted women...ie: itty bitty titty committee. Now you get the teenie weenie peenie organie. (Short for organization.)

 

Unlike your avatar?

 

It's actually pretty impressive how some poor art painter whose dead broke becomes the dictator of his country. Like, what are the odds?
So whenever people have confronted me on PF(and RL) about my fanatical dreams, I always think to myself: The dude was a poor art painter. I'm an intellectual in a relatively cozy house, in the most developed country in the world.

I have a better head start, and I can get to where he was.

 

You might want to assume the nickname "Stubby" and cut off a testicle while you're at it.

I've heard it could help.

 

Lol. No. I don't want to be the guy, but he's an "inspiration" in the sense that you can live in a freaking hut and then one day come out ontop of the world. America doesn't really have a "rag-to-riches" kind of story like that.

 

Correct, political parody, such as one might find in an avatar on the internet, should not be put into history books as taught as truth. Surely you recognize that official history is a bit more sacred?

 

In Texas ... usually the smaller the man, the bigger the truck. I see so many men who are about 5'5" driving Ford F-350's.