How to Speak Republican

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  1. NotDependant

    NotDependant New Member

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    Yes, persecuting gays isn't fighting back.

    People forgot this is in HUMOR AND SATIRE!
     
  2. My Fing ID

    My Fing ID Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That was pretty good lol. Here's my favorite joke from him:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv13ZnkpWos"]Reagan Bombing Joke - YouTube[/ame]
     
  3. Clint Torres

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    Great info on communicating with morons and simple-steins. Almost like talking to a 12 year old.
     
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    I guess you can't read well. This is a thread about "How to Speak Republican" - jokes by the B Movie actor do not fit the category.
     
  5. mertex

    mertex New Member Past Donor

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    And, another one.

    Republicans go into a thread that is clearly titled "How to Speak Republican" and interpret it to mean they can post jokes about Democrats. I guess most Republicans don't read well, or don't comprehend well. Take your pick.
     
  6. CanadianEye

    CanadianEye Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You really need to take a breath and lighten up, or, report me for such a serious derailment of a dead thread, with a pol who was a Democrat, then a Republican and is now freaking dead.

    Does the thread specify about pols who served both parties, or just the last party they served in?

    No? Was Ronald Reagan a Democrat. Yes.

    How's your reading skills?
     
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    LOL...a humorous take on Republicans and they go wacko.
    The Ronnie Raygun joke posts were interesting.
    The first was even funny.
    The second...sad. But typical of a "shoot from the hip" Republican. I wonder what percentage of Republicans get a little wet spot in their pants every time bombing is mentioned...
     
  8. CanadianEye

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    Bombing as in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, Korea all by the Dems, not even mentioning Libya, continuation of Iraq and Afghanistan....or bombing as in the current Dem in the executive branch is bombing as the POTUS?

    History seems to show Dems need depends for their not so little wet spot when bombing is mentioned.
     
  9. Clint Torres

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    A few tips, Speak in 5 word sentances and don't use words to complex with several meanings. Also, just talk to their preacher and let the preacher manipulate them.

    Also, make up some bogus fact and the same thing over and over. See if it makes it to the republican memo.

    But most effective is to set their families up for college at Yale to get a C avg, a job at the FCC, and do somthing to forge or comit fraud on their behalf.
     

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