I don't think that the ref was faking. 300kgs of lard landing on you has got to be an unpleasant experience.
Nope...he smiles too much and was way too badass. Nonnie looks like Rick Moranis in his ghostbuster days.
@tecoyah is PJ Proby. I remember his two stage performances in Croydon and Luton in 1965. He has a lot of "balls"!
It is an unfortunate side effect brought on by a blood pressure condition that has very localized physical effects.
I could have own that had I been a bit unluckier - I have the same diagnose (not a joke), but no disfigurations.