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Messiah Obama's Ten Commandments...

Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by Libhater, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. Libhater

    Libhater Well-Known Member

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    Being an outstanding Christian myself--I don't necessarily agree or abide by the messiah's commandments.

    The Ten Commandments According to Obama:


    I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)

    II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

    III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

    IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

    V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

    VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.

    VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

    VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.

    IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are Conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.

    X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.


    I would like to hear from atheists and especially liberal atheists (is there any other kind?) whether they would be willing to at least try to follow these commandments under the leadership of their messiah, with the understanding that you may just get converted to his religion as written on the huge tablet in the sky.
     
    Libhater, Aug 17, 2011
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  2. Margot

    Margot Account closed, not banned

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    Pretty lame stuff..........
     
    Margot, Aug 17, 2011
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  3. GraspingforPeace

    GraspingforPeace Well-Known Member

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    Boooo. How old are you, fifteen?
     
    GraspingforPeace, Aug 17, 2011
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  4. IrishLefty

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    Linhater you never learn, no matter what reason says you just don't listen.
     
    IrishLefty, Aug 17, 2011
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  5. Montoya

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    This coming from a tax cheat and fraud.
     
    Montoya, Aug 17, 2011
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    Think for myself, Aug 17, 2011
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  7. Joe Six-pack

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    President Obama has bad policies, but I have never heard him talking like a Messiah.
     
    Joe Six-pack, Aug 17, 2011
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