http://www.newser.com/story/135280/female-splits-up-gay-penguins.html Well, well, well ... apparently some penguine females have been reading the Bible. After all, why else would a female penguin break up a perfectly good bromance between penguins! Gosh, these penguins are just the worst! I mean, they make the Nigerians look like evolved humans or something - I mean these penguins can't even get married!!!! The GAL I say, perfectly good bromance broken up, couple Penguins gonna be hen pecked the rest of their life, and they couldn't even get a good lawyer penguin to represent them in court to stop the harasment they clearly endured! Shoulda been married!! Stupid Christian Penguins!!!! If only we would have keep the Bible thumpers away form the penguins this NEVER would have happened, and Buddy and Pedro would still be relaxing in each others nest and staring into each others eyes - I mean they were born this way! Genetic I tell you! And the gay penguin homphobes, guided by the Bible, they are the ONLY reason these bros broke up ... liven with chics too boot, fun sucked right outta their now purposeless life! Why does a penguin gotta hate on us atheists and dis us like that for standing up for them? I hate Pedro (and if you get the movie referrence that is an added bonus). Anyone else feel the outrage and this blatant homophobia - OBVIOUSLY started by Christians!
I feel like you could have added more penguin jokes/puns in your OP about this. Aside from that, animals are well known for pairing up with same sex partners until a female to mate with comes along. I believe male lions do this as well. Male lions will pair up and even have sex but I suppose when the opportunity to have a harem of females comes along they jump at the chance. lol Buncha playas these animals are... Here's some more animals that tend to pair up with the same gender. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals Whether or not these other animals will leave their same sex mate for a female is not really discussed. I'd definitely like to see the statistics on that though!
I am not a female penguin. I am a devout Zionist christian. The trouble with Gay animals is that it is nonproductive [pun semi intended] ha ha~ I mean even the most dense evolutionist would agree that an entire species of strictly gay animals are in the huge minority, just like atheists! Hey what an correlation! Well how does one spell those critters and plants that are both male and female? I digress so back to the topic; I do not hate atheists at all. I do dislike the ways of atheists that hate Christians ha ha. Still I love the person even if they are a 'hater'. BTW, radical atheists hurt themselves so thoroughly that I rarely debate why atheism is not a logical or rational* because they** make my case for me. *(compared to metaphysics/religious belief) ** Radical atheists, not my moderate atheist friend. (ha ha the singular is sarcasm, I have more than one moderate atheist friend). Atheists as well as religious folks have flaws including homophobia. Contrary to the propaganda of radical atheism the fear and dislike of homosexuals are not the exclusive domain of Christians. And that is a FACT not an assumption. Rev A
Maybe Penguins are just 'bisexual," you know cause one time they're swimming in water, and then next they're walking on ice. Liquid water/frozen water...as 'they' say, "It's all good!"
No worries mates. Its intended as humor. Its intended to show the absurdity of running around catigating an entire religion(s) ove something as cmplex as sexuality by blaiming religion as if it is evil when your view isn't just accepted as valid - because you say so and anyone else who disagrees is just evil, brainwashed etc. Not surprisingly, not a single one of the posters who routinely treat PEOPLE this way, has anything to say about Penguins. That being the point.
Agh, so the zoo workers are the dern culprits ... who clearly forced them to take up relations with females .... no doubt there will be a penguin suicide shortly.
On the plus side, the female penguins haven't started protesting outside of the funerals of soldiers yet.
