Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.
My mother always said my grandparents were heavily into iron and steal. Grandma ironed clothes and grandpa was a thief.
My great great (how manys) grandfather was transported for picking up a piece of rope. Unfortunately, there was a cow on the other end of the rope. Sorry, not a pun, but funny.
Reminds me about meeting an Irishman in a pub with a Scottish name. When I asked him why he said that his great grandfather had been deported from Scotland for sheep stealing. So I asked him why he had been deported from Ireland and that is when the fight broke out.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
BREAKING NEWS - In Belfast today, a two seater plane crashed into a cemetery. So far, local police have recovered 247 bodies and they're still hopeful in finding some survivors.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song