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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Shades of Yahoo Romance & Relationships, huh guys? ;)

    Here's my advice, Mr. Monroe. You and Person 2 should join secondlife.com and live happily ever after in cyberspace. Real life has already put you two together twice and it didn't 'take' -- there's usually a reason for that which you may not figure out until it's too late. i.e., you've screwed up what you have now with Person 1.

    In answer to your question:

    NONE OF US​

    ROFLMAO... you're so naive, sweetie. Person 1 may saw off your head. You be careful out there now, ya hear?? :omg:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 13, 2012
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just to be perfectly clear.I'm not one to discuss me Love Life.
    It's personal.Plus when I did discuss me love Life { what was her name ?}
    Something Mockingbird.Myra Mockingbird I was teased.
    I coulda called the Tease Police ... Butt I dint.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 13, 2012
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  3. Gator Monroe

    Gator Monroe Banned

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    Now it's someone elses turn to spill (A little) :hungry:
     
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    Gator Monroe Banned

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    It "Took " both times , Life just presented different paths ( Usuially does) . We just "Found" each other again in last few years ( picking up speed over last year ) But things may take a while ...
     
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    Gator Monroe Banned

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    Why saw off my head when there are soooo many loaded Firearms around...:omg:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, now look you guys... this is bar #34 and I'm runnin outta ideas here. It ain't gonna hurt you to be exposed to a little culture.

    And besides, art isn't just stuffy ole masterpieces. Some of it's downright interesting!! Hang a couple of these in your den and see if doesn't brighten up the room!

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    Oooh, groovy man...
     
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    I guess , but needs more "Dude":???:
     
    Gator Monroe, Feb 13, 2012
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    Hey mind if I join in once again?
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    OK,like how about Today.I had a Doc appt. and it was a lengthy
    wait.I had a good discussion with another male, my age out
    in the waiting room.He was a good 'ol country boy.
    When my name was called the usual nurse with her pink pants
    guided me to have my weight checked and blood pressure taken.
    Man this was about the 4th time I'd seen her.She is full figured and
    wears those pink pants so tight around her bottom { round bubble butt}
    I swear the treads on those pants must be praying for some relief.
    So I purposedly dint oblige the treads on account I think it really neat
    that this nurse has such a booty { like 2 coconuts ,perfectly round}.
    If I was just maybe a decade younger I woulda talked her into dating
    me.Hellfire ... Maybe I still might.
    That is enough for now.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You're always welcome here, sweetie. Just watch out for those wild women... mgmt can't be responsible for damages! :omg:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 13, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Best bar evah!!!

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    Madonna Mia! Uncle Tony...put some clothes on. lol
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    Falena, Feb 13, 2012
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    Note to self, stay away from the booze.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Taking a while is good. Just remember my advice about Person 1. Don't expect a 'honey whatever makes you happy' -- remove that option from your fantasy! :twisted::gun:
     
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    Chocolate or vanilla?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    [​IMG][​IMG]

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sTP994tOMk"]Ain't love a kick in the head?[/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Geesh, I've known you for 12 yrs and you never told me that much about your urges, Foolie. Are you gonna fake an illness so you can see her again? :omg:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&ob=av3e"]Fat-bottomed Girls[/ame]
     
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    ok , now that I've shown ya my ID , make it a triple Scotch . .
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Here ya go, darlin... is it rough out there?

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    Wait!

    Don't tell me... pretty mellow here. I can wait until morning to rip somebody's head off. ;)
     
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    It ain't nothing I can't handle . . .I got help , ya know ? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpRNjoL-BjM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpRNjoL-BjM[/ame]

    the thing is , I've got a Mod infraction on me , and I've got one hand tied behind my back because of it .

    lol , how about a re-fill on that triple-Scotch ?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Here ya go... I'll just leave the bottle.

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    Turning in here... 4:30 comes awful early!

    Last one out, turn off the lights! :sun:
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The nursey pooh was very white.I take it you may seem
    surprised because Whitey ain't supposed to have them bubble
    butts.Man ... get a reality check.
    There's enough porn out there to verify this.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ah Who you'd Kiddin'.You ain't knowed drinker.
    Well maye homemade Iced tea.Not that drinker broads are
    worth their weight.But most all Drinker broads have pretty
    Smart Mouths.Like Bette Davis or Joan Crawford { took to Vodka
    in her senior years } and Tallulah Bankhead and in particular Dorothy
    Parker.
    " I've never been a Millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it. "
     
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    I'm not complicated.Have needs like most you humans.
    When I see a Tomata I tend to look.
    When a Toots I might gander.
    Normal responce.
    I wasn't born with this affinity.I had to learn't.
    I guess one could surmise I learnt well.
    Maybe too weld.
     
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    I was just wondering, don't get bunged up about it!

    Here, have a beer and a burger on me...

    [​IMG]
     
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