Smartie's Artsy Bar & Grill #34

I don't want me no Beer.I gave up Beer.
Just Red Wine wit me meal and a nice vodka drink w/appetizer
beforehand.Then of course that Cognac w/premium cigar.
Kinda like a combination of Napoleon meets Rush Limbaugh
after dining with Gerard Depardieu or Art Buchwald.

 

Lol , here it is , 10m , at Smartys Artsy Bar & Grill , and I have a whole bottle all to myself ... thanks SMW . . I'll clean up & sweep for ya before I crash in the corner by the fireplace . . whoever opens in the morning needs to be real careful waking me up , I have flash-backs occasinally , wouldn't want to hurt anyone . .

lol , the lights down low , sitting here by myself , thinking about things , taking a stout drink here , , ahhh , that's good liquor . . lighting a pall mall cigarette here , , whew , yeah , having a toke as well . . . that K2 is ok smoke , and it's legal ...

lol , thinking , hoping & praying OT is ok , and Mauri , and You , and Flounder , and that Mak gets that new job , lol , sip , toke , DBM still hasn't a clue on the Cabbage Disease , rlmao on that , , , Falena still hasn't seen
the thread I started in her honor . . .PB is off-limits and good riddance for the dirt they did Trin , , another sip & toke . . Flounder don't post much anymore , , Changed is gone , , so is Caramel and BenBlessed & Trish , , another sip & toke . .

Lol , if it's ok , I believe I'll just sit here and finish the bottle and have a few drinks with my buddy Merle Haggard . . [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0APqBnmLIs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0APqBnmLIs[/ame].

 

Well howdy form out west.

 

hey OT , I was just fixing to turn in and crash in the corner , how ya feeling ?

 

I hope each of you ladies feel happiness and love throughout your special day.

 

Awwww, thx Ange for the Valentine greetings... hope you have a heart-filled day, too!

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Slight resemblance to Dennis Weaver who hosts at Encore Western.

 

Yes,Thanks for the Valentine Candy and Flowers.My Valentine should
arrive by stagecoach sometime before sundown if that dust storm
don't get carried away.I even put some nice Deer jerky in with the
hard candy.I hope the candy don't get too busted up on the coach ride.

 

Ok, so I took HBs advice and took to the easel, after having a few brownies that is.
I studied and studied, looked at him from all sides, making sure I'd get it just right.



Eh voila, whaddayathink?



I'm artsy after all, right?

 

Spectacular likeness, Shangrila!! I woulda recognized him anywhere!!!

 

here ladies !!! Have a Happy Day!!

 

Good Golly Miss Molly what a set-up post.I laid this right in the lap
of Smarty for a good comeback." Carried away " eh.Yeah,you'll git carried
away alright.Right on over to the nearest Motel 8 for a good
lesson in manners.Or whatever else comes to mind.

 

Every post you make is a set-up, dumplin. We'll see if the candy & flowers make it here in one piece... then decide if you do the same.

 

Ah couldn't git hold of no Flowers.The Florist is out of town with his
new bride and took all the available flowers on his Wagon Train.
Maybe I can seed about rustlin up some nice wildflowers with sagebrush for
wrapping.If I done seed any Yellow Texas Roses over yon It may take
awhile ... dough.I think roses are next season,If i have my seasons
straight by now.

 

1-800-flowers. They never say no.

*waiting*

 

Morning there Hillbilly. Me, Well I am doing just fine. Fit as a fiddle I am. Couple of days of bed rest and I am up and raring to go. The way it looks outside right now I will be having some more shoveling to do today. It is really a pain in the old arse but it is still good exercise. My doctor has chewed me out a couple of times but he also says that I have the constitution of an iron horse. He still remembers when I broke my arm last March, I refused to take any pain killers and he said that I was either crazy or I had a high level of pain tolerance or both. I just don't like taking medication. I will take it for My diabetes and high blood pressure. But I plan on beating those to.

Hope you are having a really great day.

 

Stop beating yourself up, HB....I was actually referring to the bar we were in before this artsy fartsy one....Smarty's Hillbilly Bar and Grill????

Now, what do you want to drink this morning? I'm serving up some Valentines Day specials.

 

LMAO!! Thanks!

I think everybody's taking me a bit too seriously here. Smarty's my good girlfriend, has been for years and as long as she understands my humor, then we're good. She also understands I'm kidding around. If I didn't like whatever bar she lines up, I sure as hell wouldn't be following the threads around. Geeze.

 

Excellent point! LOL

 

Ok....happy Valentines Day Y'all!!!

 

You're right, Kimi... we're definitely both more comfortable in honky tonks and I'd be a little disappointed if you didn't moan a little when I drag us into something fancier. Falena's the same way... if she has to put on shoes, she's gonna (*)(*)(*)(*)(*) about it! (good thing nobody really listens, huh?)

Happy Valentine's Day, g/f! I had a rose & box of chocolates by the coffee pot this morning. You??

 

And now all of you lovely ladies out there it is time to remember us guys. and what a better way than this song.


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I got a dozen roses and a box of candy and a fairly suggestive card....

 

Happy Valentines, OT! Love the song. So glad you're feeling better. I'll be by in with the campaign bus shortly. You packed up?

 

Ready and raring to go.