Smartie's Dew Drop Inn Bar & Grill #59

Funny you should mention that. I have 'howling' on my ringtone. So of course, my phone rang in the staff meeting on Tues. Co-workers got a kick out of it, but I couldn't get it turned off fast enough. LOL

'night, PP. Don't howl outside my window tonight, 'k?

 

The street is Market Street. I remember it as a kid... I mean somebody told
me in an earlier email... I'm not that old...

There are no Ford Model T's in this video. They came 3 years later.
Any of the motor cars in this would fetch 6 figures.

You can see Smartie at 3:12 into the video.

At 5:25 Foolie is either playing Chicken or practicing for driving in London.

That's the Ferry Building in the end of the street. The Grateful Dead
weren't playing that year. I don't know why.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ooops, I should have laughed here.

I promise...

But, and it's a big but, I'm going to have to send you a contract to sign
acknowledging that you accept my promise to not howl outside your
window tonight (and tonight only). Geri Loo should be there within 3
hours after she sobers up. She had a long evening considering she
served papers to a serial killer who's victims are people who serve papers
to serial killers.

She drank a quart of Everclear without Kool-Aid.

 

GOOD MORNIN' AND HAPPY TUESDAY EVER'BODY!

The joke's on you all. I posted this last night before I passed out. I'm not
really awake but sleeping under pool table 2. LOL!

Please be quiet until after 12pm... Make that 3pm...

 

Good morning, folks. Welcome to Friday! Watch where you're flying today!

 

He flew the coop.Now what was Elmer doing in a chicken coop.
Collecting eggs for Halloween.
I dought dat was Easter.
Yo daught wrong widdle rabbit.Eggs are good all year round.
That is why there wasn't any expiration date on eggs back in the
good old days.

 

Spooky eggs, drunk witches and someone who needs a wake up call
Be brave and turn up the volume...hehehe

[video=youtube;_lfB6k0krgU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lfB6k0krgU[/video]

Yikes

 

I managed to stand19 seconds but that's because I missed the pause button.

Ghastly.

 

But you are awake now, aren't you? C'mon, admit it worked.

 

Hey, you're right, but I thought I already was. Funny how the mind
plays games.

Just make sure that Smartie doesn't hire that band.

 

You tellin me you don't hear all the ruckus out back? Them's singing my song right now.

[video=youtube;kn-AB78kvvE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-AB78kvvE[/video]

 

I hear the ruckus but I didn't smell anything. Naturally I thought Smartie
was waterin' down the drinks again.

I have a friend who toured with Willie and Ray for a couple of years.

Did I get invited to the parties? Nooooooooo.

What's that old phrase? Oh yeah, "let's burn one then another and another and..."

 

Why aren't we all watching the World Serious together?

So help me if anyone so much as breathes/mentions/says the word so_ _ er
there will be a well deserved murder/death committed. No jury will convict me.

No, I don't give a rip (insert explicative) about the self esteem of your grand kid.

I've never been a fan of herd ball.

 

Where the %$@&*! is Smartie pants?

I'm going to the truck for a while. I'll leave my pants at the door but I'm taking my gun.

Dang, leather chafes. Bartender, gimme a double of Johnson's Baby Powder. I'm
still going to the truck. If anyone asks it's to see my dog but we all know it's really to
see my dog.

See how pretty? Notice the beak, the flops and the paws. They are so perfect.
She'll be 12 next month and the Vet thought she was 6 years young.

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Dang, I don't have any papers... Does anybody wanna be my friend?
Tengo Oaxacan! Esta mui bueno.

 

The Royals beat the Giants tonight. I'm very happy. I'm very sad. I want
there to be 7 games.

The World Serious is very Serious.

Where's the bartender?

Attention: A wet mop is needed at Table 4.

I was nowhere near table 4. Hey, I'm doing the floors at a Senior
Center in OKC. These people are cut throats. I dare you to tell them
that they're old. I'm "The Kid" compared to most.

I rode my Suzuki C50T to work and it's very cool from the waist down.

Hey! Where are my...

... nevermind... they're at home... with the dog.

What's a man to do?

Bartender, another round for everybody within .25 inches of my truck
who's inside the bar.

 

This is my 10,000th PF post. Shudder! I don't drink, but just like the witch in this cartoon, I'm now wishing that I had a drink! Cheers . . .

 

Congrats, beer's on you.

Anyone a fan?
[video=youtube;xsERVz6-xRw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsERVz6-xRw[/video]

 

Oh yeah, I like Johnny Cash's body of work. But what I really like is the Fabulous Thunderbirds . . .

[video=youtube;WxBx0nfRp9s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxBx0nfRp9s[/video]

 

It's been a productive day. My wife left with my 12 year old to see my oldest at his base. I ran some errands and washed and waxed my car. I cleaned the interior, put leather conditioner on the seats, and vacuumed it. Then I changed my oil and helped my middle son change the oil in his truck. After killing some time, we went to see "Fury". It was good, but was what I expected. I wanted to see "John Wick", with Keanu Reeves, but some other time.

Good day.

 

I've had a productive day, too. Just got out of bed and had a cup of coffee.
Not sure were it is right now, but I had a cup of coffee.

 

Where is smartie? Is she hiding from us?

 

:....

 

You trying yourself on that right now? Well, are you?

 

Cant remember.