Smartie's Oasis Bar & Grill #27

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  1. old timer

    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    Good morning everyone. Well here it is Thursday morning aand another weekend is now creeping up on us. At 4:30am this morning the temperature is 18 degrees and will probably fall at least another 4 or 5 degrees. Oh well another day up in the mountains. Us locals really don't start to complain about it being cold until it gets below -20 degrees. Yep that is minus 20 folks. Well I hope that all of you enjoy breakfast this morning and have a really great day today.



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  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    We're on the same wavelength, darlin... stopped by 7/11 for a biscuit & sausage this morning... since I skipped dinner last night. Gravy is a plus!

    G'morning, y'all! 41 degrees here this morning... that's cold for us! Another warm-up for the weekend, though... so we'll survive.

    My Friday... let's get 'er done!
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    Wanna trade temperatures smartie???????
     
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    yumyum, OT! You can have the weather...but I'll definitely take a mess of them biscuits and gravy!


    It is a perfect 45 here this am. Slept with the windows open. Threw an afghan over my sheet about 3am. cooozzzzzyyyyy!
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    Well dig right on in cause there is enough for seconds and even thirds if ya want them.
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.

    GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

    RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

    Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

    GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

    RANCHER: “That would be me.”
     
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    Good mornin' everybody!

    Home for a minute - laundry, etc., - then over to Atlanta for a delivery tomorrow.

    I read this little story in USA Today yesterday, thought y'all might like it --

     
  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No wonder trick or treating is going outta style. In the old days, it was the adults you had to be scared of!!! :omg:

    Have a safe trip, SC. Gonna take a new-hire along for the ride?
     
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    LMAO.... :wink:
     
  10. SpotsCat

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    Absolutely not! I'm not going to trust my life to some 90-day wonder fresh out of driving school!
     
  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    yeah, right... but you turn 'em loose on our highways!! Maybe you could put a big ole banner on their truck for the first 30 days...

    WARNING: THIS DRIVER DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE/SHE'S DOING!​
     
  12. SpotsCat

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    LMAO!

    Paint their bumper yellow like they do in NASCAR...

    Truthfully, I like the solitude of driving alone - I can belch, fart, scratch myself, sing "Don't Stop" horribly off-key, pick my nose, and generally amuse myself through juvenile pursuits without having anyone offended.

    Life is good!

    :D
     
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    Well it do look like you have joined the rest of us here in doing what we want to, especially acting like juveniles.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFV4QkeUAA&feature=related]The tracks of my tears[/ame]
     
  15. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Mrs. Paul Simon... and a good ole East Dallas gal.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA"]What I am[/ame]
     
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    i thought these were fun

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    *strolls to fridge, looking for....*

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    'night all
     
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    Good mornin' everybody!

    Time to go back to work - head over to Hotlanta today, and see where I go from there.

    Let me leave y'all with a song --

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervf7hIxZ3Y]People Get Ready[/ame]

    See ya' next time!

    :)
     
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    You have a safe trip, SC, and hurry back to us.

    Howdy all. Where is everybody? Y'all still under the tables or on the roof?
     
  20. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hello? Hello? Hello???

    Dang quiet in here, ain't it? Everybody must be off partying... like Kimi.

    Hope yer havin a ball, g/f! Wish we were there!!! VAROOOOOOOM VAROOOOOOOOOM

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    Good morning all. Coming to you from snowy Jackson Wyoming this morning with a great big HOWDY to all of you. It looks like a waffle day to me so I hope that it is allright with you guys. Time to sit back and think about the weekend and all that you have to get done. So everybody have a really great day.



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    Bust the banks and the bankers! Slim down money stuffed fat politicians and feed the middle class jobs and pay them fair wages.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxVFgFDage0"]Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Good ol waffles to warm the tummy...yummy.:mrgreen: That's all the poetry y'all get out of me for today.

    Thanks OT....looking for a good espresso.
     
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