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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Aug 2, 2012.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    3 of us had one glass of wine... the rest don't drink. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Yet another reason the October slumber party doesn't sound all that appealing. Spending the night with 12 drunk women might be fun. Stone cold sober? I dunno....

    [video=youtube;EheLN-MDzrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EheLN-MDzrA[/video]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 11, 2012
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    Grokmaster Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hmmmm...either she had a "hot date", or she was planning on some late night jogging,and didn't want to be hit by cars....
     
    Grokmaster, Aug 12, 2012
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  3. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Stories?
    Like what kind of stories?
    Stories like their last trip to Bermuda and the bikes they rented?
    Or
    Jerry Springer type stories?
     
    Falena, Aug 12, 2012
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  4. Viv

    Viv Banned by Request

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    Pulls up a chair to hear the stories...:popcorn:
     
    Viv, Aug 12, 2012
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  5. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Spike the punch.;)
     
    Shangrila, Aug 12, 2012
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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well, keep in mind most of these ladies grew up together... from grade school to high school. Went their own ways for 35-40 yrs, then got back together a few years ago. Most are on their 2nd or 3rd marriage, grown kids, grandkids, etc... so there's plenty of Jerry Springer to go around.

    LOL... here's one. Leaving the gang and heading home, my g/f (our driver) told us when they were all in high school, her (wealthy) grandmother paid for a trip for 4 of them to go to Padre Island for spring break. My g/f is very... well-endowed. To say the least. Asked me if I ever noticed nearly all the divas have large um, bosoms. I told her, now that she mentioned it, they're all rather busty. She LOLed and said after that trip to Padre, where my friend donned her first bikini, all the girls came back and had boob jobs. Started naming them off and I was ROFLMAO. Gives keeping up with the Jones a whole new meaning, doesn't it? (.)(.)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Aug 12, 2012
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    with brandy.
     
    liberalminority, Aug 12, 2012
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  8. old timer

    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    come on folks dig in.

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    old timer, Aug 13, 2012
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  9. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Sandy, what made you decide to get implants?
    Jane has big tits.
    Oh....

    lmao!

    This is sure to start a fire storm. I dont care.
    I dont know why any woman would think it necessary to have fake junk put in her to puff up her breasts. Aside from women who have a breast removed and its reconstruction Ill never get it. Breasts do not make the woman. If you need big tits to build confidence you need to recheck yourself.

    Course I'm looking at my cleavage right now and it looks pretty nice. lol
     
    Falena, Aug 13, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Grapes..Mmmmm

    How you doing OTimer?
    Any snow yet?
     
    Falena, Aug 13, 2012
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A Table fit for a Prince.Even Grandpa could be seen a runnin'.
    Folks near & far will be talking about for weeks.
    Got all yer food groups there but Nuts.
    Where are the nuts.I mean,even a Bar has them bar nuts.
    And where are the cheese doddles and potato chips.
    C'mon pal.This is some sort of trick photography.
    No red blooded american could stand all that wholesomeness.
    There must be some junk food somewhere.Maybe a big cannister of
    Charlie's Chips is under the table.
    Yeah ... yeah ... that's it.
     
    Foolardi, Aug 13, 2012
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  12. Shangrila

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    ***sings***

    Happy birfday toyou, happy birfday to you, happy birthday dear Kimi, happy birthday to you...and many happy healthy ones to come.

    Got cake? If not, we suuuurely can bake up something dellllicious.
     
    Shangrila, Aug 13, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and welcome to a whole new week of fun!

    (yeah, right)

    Wonder if Ms Kimi will check in today... since it's her BIRTHDAY! WOO HOO!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMI!!!

    Had Martha & Snoop Dog whip up a special batch of brownies just for the b'day girl! Enjoy, g/f -- hope you have a great day!

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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It is therefore incumbent on the Birthdayee to tell us ... HOW OLD ?
    Elsterwise how will anyone know the right amount of candles.
     
    Foolardi, Aug 13, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No argument from me. I think people should be proud of what God gave them. Not just boobs either... one of my g/f's just had her 5th surgery to undo the damage caused by lapband surgery. (The band 'corroded' around her stomach and caused all kinds of damage to her organs.)

    For pete's sake, people. Weight Watchers works and you'll never need corrective surgery to undo any damage. :(
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Have a brownie, Foolie. Kimi's turning 29... just like the rest of us. *koff*
     
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    Weigh watchers, exercise, and wearing a supportive bra while running...just so the girls stay where they should..., it all keeps yer figger just fine.
     
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    What's with the 29? Not a day older than 25, and that's all she wrote.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'm kinda leaning to the 40's.Mid to late 40's.
    Meaning getting preggo is no longer a viable option.
    Has Kimi been having strange eating binges.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Only when her grandson visits... then she's been known to binge on gummy bears.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Okey Dokey Kimi.
    Um ... I mean Smarty.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Okey Dokey Kimi.
    Um ... I mean Smarty.
     
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    morning my dear. I am doing just great. As for the snow, nothing down here yet but there has been some ( a little ) up in the higher elevations. Our temps go from 40 to 85 right now. so no snow.
     
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    Did somebody mention cake???????
    Happy birthday Kimi, so how old are you now 19, 20 or 21??????????????????????????

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    So, do you always carry shorts and mittens in your glove compartment?
     
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