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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Aug 2, 2012.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Come on in, folks. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. Pull up a bar stool and take a load off.


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    Everybody's welcome here -- talk about anything except the "P" word. No politics allowed. Management can't be responsible for damage caused by loose women. Gentlemen, watch your wallets.

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    Hang on, folks... we're fixing to turn!!!!
     
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    Talon Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    First in for Happy Hour!!

    Awww, shucks...:lol:
     
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    Talon Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And now to set the tone for this new watering hole...

    [video=youtube;KkRcwqxLEuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkRcwqxLEuk[/video]
     
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  4. Trinnity

    Trinnity Banned

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    I want a couple hot dogs and a beer. Heineken, please!!!

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    On potato rolls, just like that ^ .
     
    Trinnity, Aug 2, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Nice joint. I got locked out in the middle of closing the other place. I went to the old bar at the old site.
    lol
    Man I miss that place sometimes. Its like a comfortable pair of shoes. You guys left a half bottle of rum, two Alka- Seltzers and a stick of cinnamon gum. I made a drink...lol
    Waste not want not. You know there could be poor desperate people stranded on an island somewhere wanting to get drunk. Never waste your drink!


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    Bob..Its older and bolder. My moms got the tshirt. lol
     
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    Falena,

    Just found the mixing/baking instructions you left, thank you... I "filed" that too!

    No seriously, I copied it to word and saved as document. (I refuse to say what it's named) lol

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    Man! I just took a couple things to my small engine repairman's shop, and was greeted by the biggest dam cat I've ever seen. He said his son found it when just a few weeks old, and they estimate it is about 9 months old now.

    He called it a Mancoon, I Googled trying to find it, and it's actually called Maine Coon. Beautiful cat!

    Huge feet, and bobtailed... He (boy cat), was pretending to bite me, playing, and even his teeth were huge. Honestly, he looked kinda like a lynx. Guy said the vet told him it would likely continue to grow for another year.

    Here is a picture of one to show it's size, but the one I just saw had a short tail and shorter/darker hair.

    ** The webpage, said the one pictured was a "kitten"!

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    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    I need a strong beverage.

    How about a Jack & Coke? Ever considered opening a hash bar?
     
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  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Shhh, we call 'em brownies.

    One Jack & Coke comin right up... after this day, I may join you.
     
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Cool deal. They are gorgeous.
    Ran into a large cat like that while traveling in England. Was close to Greenwich Castle, if memory serves me. First I though it was an escapee from the local zoo.
    Sadly no photo, which stinks, because I never have a camera when I need one.
     
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    couldn't sleep at night knowing a cat that size was in the house, the regular house cat has sharp teeth but those coon cats with the bigger jaws wow.
     
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    *Digs under bar for brownies*
    *Digs in cooler for Dos XX*
    *kicks the juker ... *
    [video=youtube;VM4-V7HvbPk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM4-V7HvbPk&list=PLC337D8B29DC373C2&index=9&feature=plpp_video[/video]
     
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hot 'nuff for ya, Gypz?

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    A little TEXAS HEAT cowboy humor.

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    It's been so hot and dry this month, my horse has checked into the Marriott Hill Country Resort and Spa.

    It's been so hot and dry this month, last weekend we tried fishing. The only bait the fish liked was our bottled water.

    It's been so hot this month, my brother in law's deer feeder turned into a popcorn machine.

    It's been so hot this month, I was headed to the feed store when I saw a funeral procession stopped at the Dairy Queen.

    It's been so hot this month, the chickens are laying their eggs sunny side up.

    It's so hot this month, we ate our half gallon of Blue Bell Ice Cream while still shopping in the store.

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    source: http://cowboyandchuckwagoncooking.blogspot.com/2011/07/hot-and-dry.html

    Yep, hot alright.

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    Despite our differences elsewhere. I think we'd probably both enjoy that.

    Oh, but Texas heat? Ya'll ain't got nuthin on the old south =)

    @EDIT: OMG DO NOT GOOGLE "Georgia Hot" with google safesearch turned off 0_o
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Man, wish I'd been there...

    [video=youtube;L5uE5yidXp0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5uE5yidXp0&feature=fvwrel[/video]
     
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    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    SMW likes Depp. I'd have never seen that coming.

    My wife is absolutely infatuated with the man.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yeah, you're alright, A. A little high-strung, perhaps. ROFLMAO

    No politics in here... let's drink. I'll mix the first one

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    Well, all I can say, is the one I saw this afternoon could seriously hurt someone if it wanted. Luckily it seemed to immediately take to me, and only wanted to play. Biggest cat I've ever seen.

    Another pic...

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    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    I'm really not, I just play a high strung guy on the internets.

    I use this place to vent, like I'm sure any do. My wife isn't the least bit interested in politics or economics so this is the bastion I turn to.

    You're likely surprised I'm married since you thought I was a girl =P lol

    In a mason jar too?

    (*)(*)(*)(*) I could kiss your face sugar.
     
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    jack daniels and wings , crown royal at the first of the month when im feeling rich from my welfare direct deposit.

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    [video=youtube;VxaoJdfVw9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxaoJdfVw9w[/video]
    I love Texas, Smartz...we can't he'p it cuz we hot...[​IMG]​
     
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    are people more hot tempered when its hot, or is that just a false stereotype?
     
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    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    Stereotype. Southern hospitality is real.
     
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  24. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I think there's a fine line between 'hot summer nights' when crime is rampant because everybody's outside... and HOT SUMMER NIGHTS when nobody can stand to be outside. 105 at 6:36 pm. Too hot for crime.
     
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    agreed, the murder rate in DC increases in summer time but when its 105 the thugs usually wait until night time.
     
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