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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning landlubbers! Checking in from the beach. TF, nice to see you, darlin. Wish you were here, we'd find stupid in the sand! (Hurts less when ya fall down) LOL

    Room with a view...

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    Happy Monday, yall! Off to the pool. *blows kisses*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 8, 2014
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  2. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Great view! Looks like a good day for a swim and a walk on the beach.

    I'm in San Luis Potosi where my view is of the street and a Walmart. After playing "frogger" to cross the busy boulevard, I picked up a liter of Kahlua, two packages of butter toffee (one chocolate, one coffee) and some spices.

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    Max Rockatansky, Sep 8, 2014
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Food for the soul, and thank you so much for rubbing it in

    Breakfast. Yum
     
    Shangrila, Sep 8, 2014
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    Toefoot Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Very nice smarts, you beat me for vacation time this year, I still have two weeks until vacation and finding stupid. Go easy on the pool boys ....

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    Toefoot, Sep 8, 2014
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Awww, look... a birthday bouquet just arrived. How sweet is that? :)

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    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 8, 2014
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    Zat the same place as last time? You got a beach boy stashed somewhere there? :hug:
     
    RPA1, Sep 8, 2014
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    What do you mean 'a' -- like in one?? Met a cute one this morning. Made me smile when he said, "I'm nearly 30."

    Bless his heart. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Children please. People are trying to...

    what time is it...

    Wake up. Try to keep it down.

    Where's that SMW? She might need a slap on the back of her...

    OUCH!

    ... Okay, she doesn't need a slap...
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Ah knows how's ya'll feels. I'm almost 30 and a bunch of you old biddies
    hit on me every Saturday.

    Some of you are deranged and it's a bit interesting.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Paul Harvey once said that you can say anything about anybody as long
    as you finished the sentence with "bless his heart."
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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  11. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I thought he said, "and now for the REST of the story!" I loved listening to Paul Harvey as a kid and read his "Rest of the Story" books. The one I remember the most was similar to this one:

    http://desertskys.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/and-now-you-know-the-rest-of-the-story/
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 8, 2014
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  12. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Here's what he said in the morning and at noon...
    "Hello Americans. This is Paul Harvey. Stand by for news!

    As a kid I thought it was amazing that somebody would tell funny stories during a
    gloomy newscast. F'rinstance, lbj just did the most stupid thing...

    Then in the late afternoon...
    "You know what the news is. In a moment you're going to her the
    Rest of the Story!"

    Paul Harvey mentioned me twice. What an honor!
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    It's quite apparent that Smartie ain't around.

    Does anybody have any juicy gossip on her? I mean besides the usual
    pool room banter and drinkin' most men under the table.

    Did she really run away with that midget from Ringling Bros?

    Was Bonnie really shot to death with Clyde Barrow? I think she's still
    alive and smw...

    When was the last time you were on the Midway at the Texas State Fair
    with her and didn't get shot at?

    Think about it.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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  14. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I hear the musical and subsequent movie "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" was based on her life and Dolly Parker was specifically chosen to star in the movie because of a similar resemblance.

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    Max Rockatansky, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    OMG! It that Smartie?
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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    That's the rumor!....which I'm starting.
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 8, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was ....which I'm starting..

    Something tells me that I know that you know that I know so she knows and
    that's what we all know. Ya' know?

    So there.
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 8, 2014
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  18. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    As long as we're all clear on it, I'm good!
     
    Max Rockatansky, Sep 8, 2014
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  19. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wow, how bout that moon tonight? :)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 8, 2014
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  20. Prunepicker

    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    Gorgeous!

    What are you doing up so late? Don't you have a paper route to throw
    at 3am?
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 9, 2014
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    Prunepicker Well-Known Member

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    WAKE UP SMARTIE!

    You've got a paper route to throw. 'Jes be QUIET!'

    [video=youtube_share;gFLo-XVWQDY]http://youtu.be/gFLo-XVWQDY[/video]
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 9, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I never could understand why kids my age { I'm talkin' grade school } would even
    dream of being a MORNING paper boy.I was an afternoon { afternoon edition }
    paper boy in 8th grade.I needed spending money to buy a guitar.I also took
    guitar lessons.The Guitar teacher was a stick in the mud.Came all dressed up in
    a dark suit like a funeral person.He also constantly plugged the guitar line he
    sold.It took me awhile to find it.They were SUPRO line of guitars.They looked
    kind of chubby.I ended up with a 4 pickup Sears Silvertone.
    I just couldn't understand why kids my age would get up a good 2 hours earlier in
    order to have a paper route.It was one of the mysteries of me youth.I hated getting
    up in the morning.I loved the feeling of being drowsy and being able to fall back into
    sleep.Probably why I loved Pot so.
     
    Foolardi, Sep 9, 2014
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    Goodnight Smarts.....moonlit beach brings thoughts.......

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    Toefoot, Sep 9, 2014
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  24. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    *hoooowwwl*

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    Something tells me I'm not supposed to be surprised. Does anybody know if
    I'm surprised? SMW = HOWL in a typical TaxUs, I mean in a Texas super model
    way.

    Where are my pants?
     
    Prunepicker, Sep 9, 2014
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