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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    popscott, Apr 17, 2023
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    Wrong place.
     
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    Don’t know if this has already been posted.
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    Sallyally, Apr 25, 2023
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    Two Americans driving through Wales.

    At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch, and the first American asked the waitress 'Before we order, please pronounce very slowly where we are'

    The waitress leaned over and said 'Burrr-gerrr Ki-ing'
     
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    Most people I've met from there just call it EfinLlanfair.
     
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    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.


    The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.


    The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.


    The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,

    'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'


    It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.


    But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer


    The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,

    ''Where are your testicles?''

    The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam ''.
     
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    Apparently, being colour blind disqualifies you from joining the American police.


    You might shoot a white man.
     
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    It's just transphobia.
     
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    Why don't ants get Covid?

    Because they have these little antibodies....
     
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    He's a she or whatever, so after the Bud Light debacle, Dylan Mulvaney has had such a stressful first year as a woman, she could do with a bit of stress relief by someone giving her a blow job. A chick with a dick joke
     
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    Just do away with mens and ladies rooms and have toilets. Eventually this will lead to just showers.
     
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    Oh. Not a very funny one then.
     
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    Again, not when you have to explain them.
     
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    No explanation was necessary for most people.
     
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