Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was reading a warped mind and food was involved.
     
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    Then u iz no mind reader
     
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    Out of the 3, it's the Muslims that are in the most compromising position if someone is feeling fruity
     
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    yuck
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 82 years old and I was in the
    McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order.
    So, when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my
    own.

    The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.",
    obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with
    kindness.

    When I got to the second window I showed them both
    receipts and took her food too.

    Now she has to go back to the end
    of the queue and start all over again,

    Don't blow your horn at
    old people, they have been around a long time.
     
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    Wait a minute,
    How did they pay for an order that hadn't been made yet?
    I smell a fish...
     
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    The cashier takes orders as you inch toward her to pay. He may have said that he wanted to pay for three cars back.
     
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    Ah.
    I can honestly say I've never used a drive through restaurant in my life.
     
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    Not being able to drive is not something to brag about. It's like me saying I haven't stepped foot in any chain Restaurant in 20 years.
     
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    Monte, you’re the only man in the village who hasn’t!
     
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    Kids!
     
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    Here's the thing: if Biden truly wanted to protect his kid, he could pardon him. No one could stop him. All that would happen is some bad press. Big deal, Biden is 80. He's already been POTUS.
     
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    And he's been the most empty headed geriatric US president that fondles, sniffs, and kisses kids infront of the camera. The paedo.
     
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    You're right. there's not much choice between him and TFG's stupid, boastful rapiness at age 77.
     
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