Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Is that just because your vehicle wouldn’t fit, or otherwise?
     
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    Probably because I don't eat meat or buy junk food.
    I wouldn't want to give those sort of outlets my money anyway.
     
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    Brilliant.
    :applause::knifefork::oldman:
     
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    Q: Why did we drop two atom bombs on Japan?
    A: That's all we had.
     
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    Oddly enough.. they both has the largest populations of Christians in Japan... or so I once read.
     
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    Yes, and . . . ?
     
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    Maccas does very good chips.
     
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    So why did we kill most of the Christians in Japan?
     
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    Because they were the enemy.
    In Europe, Americans who prided themselves on "precision daylight bombing" as a way to reduce civilian casualties in bombing Germany, would question our British allies and their tactic of night "area bombing" with its higher civilian toll. The Brits' response? "They're all Germans down there."
    Just so.
    The enemy's religion is not a matter of concern.
     
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    Because 93% of wars are not religious based.
     
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    Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best, everything inside is color-coded.”

    The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

    The third surgeon shut them up when he said, “You are all wrong.

    Adam Schiff is the easiest to operate on.
    He has no guts, no brains and no spine.
    Plus his head and ass are interchangeable.”
     
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    Well, I say "Eat the rich!"
     
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    Don't worry, sold it on eBay.
     
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    How do you cure a ginger?



    Chemotherapy
     
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    I can't believe those making fun of the titanic submarine would sink so low
     
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    schadenfreude
     
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