The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians. The Chief tells the Ranger the tribe will execute him. But as he is an honorable foe, the Chief will grant the Ranger three requests, one per day. On the first day, the Ranger asks to speak with his horse. Silver is brought before him, and the Ranger whispers into the horse's ear. Silver gallops away and returns that night with a stunning brunette in the saddle. She dismounts and and spends the night in the Ranger's tent. On day two, the Ranger asks for Silver once more. Once again, he whisper's into Silver's ear and the animal races away. Just after sunset, Silver returns with a spectacular blonde on his back. She climbs down and spends the night in the Ranger's tent. On the third day, the Ranger again asks for his horse. This time, he grabs Silver by his jowls and shouts at the top of his lungs, "For the last time - bring POSSE!!!!"
Genie: What’s your first wish? Toby: I wish I was Rich. Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.
