Women who believe that a man is well endowed if he has big feet. Years ago, I must have been 19 or 20 at the time I worked with this woman at a supermarket. She asked me what size shoes I wore, because my feet looked really big. I wear a size 13 EEE shoe. She looked at me and said, you know what they say about guys with big feet? I didn’t have a ****in clue of what she meant. I just giggled and said yeah. She asked me if I’d like to come over and have a drink after work. I jumped at her offer. We ended up banging like crazy. When I was leaving she said, here take this. It was a $100 bill. I said, was I that good. She said no, go buy a pair of shoes that fit you
