An English gentleman’s wife told him “If you come home drunk once more I’m leaving you” The man went out that night and drank so much that he vomited all over himself “My goodness, I appear to have vomited all over myself” he said. “I smell of regurgitated spirits”, he said to his drinking companion, “now my wife will leave me”. “Fear not” said the drinking companion, “Just walk in with £20 in your hand and say that someone else vomited on you and then gave you £20 for dry cleaning”. So the man went home and said “no, no dear I’m not drunk, see I was given £20 by the man who vomited all over me. “Why do you have another £20 in your other hand then” challenged his wife. “Oh”, said the man, ”That was from the man who shat in my pants.
I had to google it. This is an actual road in Wiener, Arkansas. https://www.google.com/maps/place/13881+Weiner+Cutoff+Rd,+Weiner,+AR+72479
Yet again I'm proven wrong when doubtful of a post. Although the post says "teenagers". Seven? How does a seven years old rape anything?