Not even going to lie.... This could so be me. Now you won't catch me cashing my paycheck to go hunt down any cocaine...... But it's impolite to turn it down if somebody offers you some.
Practicing living in my van down by the river tonight. Me and my dog chewy. My friend's brother passed away at 30 years old due to brain cancer and we are having a wake tonight. So I took the night off from work and my house is only a half a mile from the blacktop road but my headlights are pointing at the trees and I got a little drunk tonight so I didn't think it would be the best idea to drive home even though it would be easily doable. So I didn't take Thanksgiving off but I got Friday night off. It's about 67° out tonight so it's a perfect night to be sleeping in a van down by the river !!! My new van. Come up there in the back and look behind the driver seat and I got some candy for you ! * Door slams shut...lol... Got your ass now !
