The definition of a wanker

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  1. ian

    ian New Member

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    According to Mark wahlberg
    http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertai...ve-prevented-911/story-e6frg30c-1226248015789
    Because real life is like a movie. We shouldnt be surprised, there is constant evidence of people being unable to distinguish between Hollywood fantasy and real life every day on this forum.
     
  2. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Must be a slow news day in Perth.
     
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    Yes, but hopefully soon we'll find out what Ben Cousins had for lunch.
     
  4. Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hospital food. A real shame too. Helluva player.

     
  5. ian

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    Without the drugs, he was nothing. Zero sympathy for the man, he has been given every opportunity others are denied simply because he is a celebrity.
     
  6. Uncle Meat

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    I'm sick of hearing about him.

    Surely there's more to talk about in Perth than a failed football player.

    What about our Bell Tower? :-D

    Or Mr Ripper? :mrgreen:
     
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    Wanker? Peg Bundy's maiden name, everybody knows that. :-D
     
  8. ian

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    Courts folly? Nah, one can only get embarrassed at this "belltower" Someone told me they actually charge people for admittance. And Rippers gone, well over due. Mark Mcgowan will lead the Labour party to victory.
     
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    FRACKING EXPLAINED FOR THE LAYMAN



    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0to_usSoa3s"]Fracking Explained.mov - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. Uncle Meat

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    Yes, from Wanker County which was originally called "Olbie Wooba Possum Watamee" which means, "Land of the Big Gassy Possum".

    And I think these may have been the Wanker Triplets:

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    I believe you're correct but as long as I get this wanker for a night........... [​IMG]
     
  12. Uncle Meat

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    Oh, good lord!

    And to think, those two lovely things aren't there any more.

    Such a waste.
     
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    theunbubba Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    (d)(*)(*)(*)(*)(t) ian I agree with you on this one. Will wonders never cease!
    Wanker it is!
     
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    I always tho't you were a woman.... never mind.
     
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    I know, such a pity. :sad: I hope they did half as good a reconstruction of what God gave her. She was flat out gorgeous.
     
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    Lol, OK, that would be a resounding "no". :)

    PS. I even liked Peg and Marcie. :-D What a great show, Al was most disappointing when he ran a TV spot endorsing Dumbo 3 years ago. I wish Spare Tire (Bubba Smith) had flattened him now.
     
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    It's always a slow news day in Perth.

    That's why we have so many Aussies posting here.
     

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