The Mohammed Cartoon Thread

Personally I prefer jokes to cartoons and vignettes [may be I tend to be bit too intellectual].

I remember I read on an Italian site a joke about the notiorious 72 virgins waiting for the Muslim martyrs.

It seems that Mohammad promised to any martyr of Islam that 72 virgins are waiting for him in paradise.
What that smart prophet didn't specify is that there are ONLY 72 virgins in paradise and they have to remain virgins [!!].

 

To me it does not matter if it is Mohamed, Jesus or Moses that gets depicted in the nude positions of the cartoons in the first post it is equally insulting. A good cartoonist can poke fun at at the religious founders without depicting them without so much as a lion cloth & showing private parts.

 

Wouldn't sex with whores be more fun than sex with virgins anyway?

 

That's why in Italy we say that in Paradise the environment is absolutely fantastic, but the hell is well more funny!

 

The problem with those 72 virgins is that they will ALWAYS remain virgins. So the Muslims are kidding themselves if they think they are going to have sex with virgins as a result of exploding themselves up to murder 'infidels'.

In any case, I had a beer with that Mohammed dude the other day and he told me that his boss, Allah, thinks that the 72 virgins are hot. I disagree.

 

Now I understand why Turkey supports Mohammed's ISIS crew. Its an anal thing