Tired of the left-handed people

Most people say 'You should meet me in person".......lol......

Keep up your search, Felix .... I just know you'll meet the right online gal for you.......

Hey, start a thread addressing the women here and m/b you'll find some interested....... ya never know! lol........... good nite.

 

How about you start the thread for me. And never mind what most people might say, you are clearly not dealing with them.

 

I highy suspect a bad translation. To that end I am having a fluent Spanish-speaking person translate it into common English then debate her translation to learn the lesson of it.

To me, the use of "left-handed people" and "right-handed people" is an analogy of the minority (us lefties) who live in a majority of righties- the majority... I see using left vs right as a portrayal of the majority vs the minority which at best is brilliant but confusing and at worst the ramblings of a non-sensical idiot.

Details to follow-

 

The 'left' is the scourge of the world. If the person in front of you wants to make a 'left' turn, you could end up waiting in traffic for a long time...those that turn 'right' seldom mess up the traffic flow. If you get impatient with the person turning left and pull out around them, you could easily cause an accident. (but who really is the cause of that accident?...the left) If a left handed hitter comes to the plate, you have to change your game strategy and change to a pitcher that can handle a southpaw. Toilet paper is usually located in a convenient spot...for right handed people. Lefties must either mount the toilet backwards, or...(parish the thought) And let's not forget the leftwing. Pointless, useless and wrong-headed.

 

Gee - do ya think? (don't answer that!) Please tell me you didn't actually post that it isn't really a picture of Satan. Please - I'm beggin ya.

I'm awe-struck at the number of folks that think everything is serious in these forums and respond accordingly. That's especially the case in an obviously goofy, tongue-in-cheek thread like this particular one. Jeeeeesh!

And for the super-dense, all that really means is that you people really need to get a grip and chill... you've been hurling abuse and criticism to the point your brain is fried!

 

There is some humorous irony here that I truly hope at least a few viewers also enjoy.

 

The Spanish transliteralization is as non-sensical as the original translation... it is the ramblings of an idiot as first defined.

 

What do you mean? The original is in Spanish.

My translation to English is not really good, and I saw some mistakes. I wrote this yesterday late night.

 

It is the nonsensical ranting of a madman- my conclusion from my own told to translation. A one sided debate about left handed people.

 

Me? Start your own thread, dude. I'd have no idea on how to describe you except ......"kinda brazen, but kinda entertaining....." Would that work? lol...

 

I trust your judgement.

 

I know - I understood the underlying nature of thread. That's why I was a little astounded when you said "that really isn't a picture of Satan" and so "fail". But, well, OK... whatever...

 

There is an underlying nature to me as well.

 

You and I shall get along fine.

Also - great signature!!!

 

Thank you good fellow, it is a truly great signature. Theres some other errol flynn quotes that are pretty gopd.

 

Well .... that would not be a smart thing to do..........lol....

Anyway, good luck, Felix! And I'm waiting for your thread.....

 

what do you want me to make a thread about?

 

I am left handed and right handed too...

 

Whut? You had said ..... somewhere around here - that you were going to make a thread to find an online girl-friend!

Then you suggested I make the thread for you and I said do it yourself.... can we try to stay on the same page?

 

Which makes you ambidextrous..... which I think is a nice thing to have. I was hoping my son would keep his, but eventually the left hand took over....

 

We might be able to stay on the same page, some people find me difficult. I just do not recall saying that.

 

It sounds like a medical condition. I tried to cure myself with these little doodads but I still do things with both hands...

 

Reminds me of the time I got arrested in Bejieng.

 

Well, I don't understand how that doodad is supposed to 'cure' ambidextrous and I don't think there's any 'cure' for it anyway. Being ambidextrous simply means the person has equal capacity in both hands.......

I would get a kick out of watching my son when he was in kindergarten, write his first name w/his left hand, toss the pen into his right hand and write his last name..... I wish he had been able to keep his ambidexterity, but he's done well being a lefty w/his artistic and carpentry skills....

Look at it this way - if you ever lost a hand ... no problem! You could still write and do things w/your other one w/the same ability as the one you lost.

 

ive never trusted lefties.... never.. they are shifty characters... rascals.