Tired of the left-handed people

The truth, one gets tired, yet. One gets tired of that people that goes everywhere like nothing was going with them. Believing themselves the masters of everything. And I am not going to say that I hate them, because not. Even I have some left-handed friend, and the boyfriend of my cousin, and well, I support them. For me that they do whatever they want at home. But that they don't scrub their left-handed on my face all day.

Because here all the life has been written by the right. What comes now that? Can not they write with the right hand like everybody? I don't believe that they could have born left-handed. What is going one is that they like the vice. Take the contrary, the opposite, put on show, display themselves to feel themselves special. To make themselves the modern. Because 40 years ago there was not left-handed people. If someone turned aside a hit and writing with the right, like God says. That they go to be cured, that there are psichiatrists that cure that and that they leave the nonsense.

If they write with the left is because they don't know what is good, because they never have written with the right hand. They have not tried it. I will know it. Furthermore, before there was not left-handed people. And in the nature, what? Do you see lions giving their first scratch with the left? no, then that's all.

And don't say, yet how they quit us jobs. There are waiters, bringing the drinks with the left hand so obscene. What do they believe? And the rest without jobs. If they was not here, the country would go better. And not only that, they receive help from the government and their children go first to the children schools, that a friend told me. The other day I was going in the street, and there was two hitting themselves. Do you guess that? Lef-handed people. Yes, animals that they are. Without civilize. All them are like that. They come and they write you with the other hand. And they laugh. Over all what annoys me is that they don't try to integrate and make the things like the rest we do here. I am sure that I go to their home and they force me to use the left.

And to leave it clear I am not left-handedphobe or left-handist.

*Re-read before bray

Adapted from the Spanish text in: http://perdidoeneldesierto.es/putos-zurdos/

 

LOL.... I like the metaphor. And for the record, I'm a lefty myself.

 

Sick bastard. Why can't you be a right handed normal person like the Bible says you should be instead of a sinister pervert?

(BTW, lefty here too)

 

So where are all the left-handed pride parades? Where is the big city left-handed people move to so they can be around other lefties? What political party best represents the left-handed plight? Why is there not more of a push to make society more tolerant and ambidextrous?

The government must install mirror images of everything all over society right now. It is the only way the left-handed will ever have equal rights .....er .....equal lefts!

 

I'm left-handed, which means that I am in my right mind.

 

The word sinister comes from the Latin for left handed.
It is common knowledge that left handed people are not as good as right handed people.

 

I know. That's why I used the word.

As for good as right handed people or not, the only thing that handedness really affects is penmanship.

 

Satan is lefthanded.



See? Told ya so.

 

That photo looks a bit photoshopped.
I suspect that it's a fake.

 

Are you serious?

My son was born ambidextrous. How did it happen since his father and I are both right-handed? Who knows and who cares? It just happens...... I would encourage him to keep using both hands in writing and everything else to keep that equal balance, but eventually the left-handedness took over....

He grew up to be a great artist and carpenter.....

Your views about left-handed people is ..... different.

 

Except that is not a picture of satan. Fail.

 

"Good" in what? It's common knowledge that opinions like this come from uneducated, simple-minded and superstitious people.......

 

We should eat children. No more hunger!

 

Not necessarily true. My son's penmanship is really nice - IF he takes his time w/it. But then I'm assuming his attractive penmanship stems from his artistic ability.

 

I'm left handed and proud of it!


Are left-handed people smarter?


Yep. According to researcher Alan Searleman, southpaws have higher IQs, solve problems better and enjoy more extensive vocabularies than righties. Lefty cases in point: Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso, for starters. Not to mention every U.S. president since 1981, except this one.

hehehehe

 

This is quite some logic you have here.
You then post, "hehehehehehe" as if you find your reasoning humorous at the expense of others.

 

Hey.... sorry for hurting sensibilities! Wasn't my intention!

 

I wouldnt go as far as to say you have hurt feelings simply because of the given response to your post.

Who is the girl in your avatar?

 

Oh no!

I'm ambidextrous. Where the hell does that leave me?

 

Good to hear!


That's me in my avatar.

 

Will you be my PF girlfriend? As you can see from my profile picture, I am most handsome.

 

LOL! There's nothing shy about you..........lol........

 

Be assured.

Left-handed people have less fun with their penises.

 

You should meet me in the flesh.

 

All of us should have an offline party.